The nurse's name will be Helga and she will have a slight German accent. And as she puts on her rubber gloves with an alluring snap, her seductive voice will breathe: "Patient Gary, I see zat you are still handikäpped wiff your arm, shall I zen administer some kleine relief for you, ja?" Ze helping hands of headnurse Helga ...
I really should make a living writing this stuff. An alternative career beckons ...