Since you are the Doc, you must use medical related names for your creations, I think. Maybe "Panacea" would be a nice name for an all-around (2-pickup) bass.
I'd name one "Frankenstein", but on the other hand I have a weird sense of humor, so...
Also you could do what Beatles did, take a common word like "Beetles" and change it to "Beatles". "Liverpool" can be "Leeverpool" or something.
I wouldn't change "Classic" much thru, everything that includes "ass" must be whole...