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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2014, 04:22:11 PM »
... and a Bowie knife on the other?

Point stuck in the table...?
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2014, 04:30:36 PM »
I see Jesus in the toast.

I thought it was Lemmy.

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
Shouldn't there be a spork on one side of the plate and a Bowie knife on the other?


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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2014, 05:32:50 PM »
What a load of BS!  Everyone knows that the bacon runs left to right on the plate never up and down ;D

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2014, 04:30:22 AM »
A bowie knife is okay if that's how you roll. My breakfast knife of choice is a Buck 110 Folding Hunter. (The smaller Buck 112 Folding Hunter is acceptable for women as it fits more readily in a purse.)




True story: Last summer I was helping my cousin move his family from Pittsburgh to Florida. We stopped along the way at a Denny's restaurant. At Denny's they had a "Build your slam" breakfast, you get to pick four items from the breakfast menu.

I ordered my eggs over easy with bacon, bacon, and bacon. (It was pretty good.)
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2014, 04:32:53 AM »
Going to partake this morning.

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2014, 08:47:09 AM »
A bowie knife is okay if that's how you roll. My breakfast knife of choice is a Buck 110 Folding Hunter. (The smaller Buck 112 Folding Hunter is acceptable for women as it fits more readily in a purse.)

True story: Last summer I was helping my cousin move his family from Pittsburgh to Florida. We stopped along the way at a Denny's restaurant. At Denny's they had a "Build your slam" breakfast, you get to pick four items from the breakfast menu.

I ordered my eggs over easy with bacon, bacon, and bacon. (It was pretty good.)

God bless America.   ;D  ;)

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2014, 01:03:15 PM »
America needs a food advocate...

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2014, 08:44:06 AM »
only in america is gluttony entertainment. :rolleyes:
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2014, 09:06:26 AM »
ONE EGG !?!?!  Gesh.  Guess that's why the toast has a big smile.

Needs  three eggs and a larger coffee.

Never can have too much bacon......and you DO need
a gun with more rounds in case you need to shoot another pig to make more bacon!

Like my beretta PX4 subcompact 9mm with a 17 round extender for big bass player hands....or my custon green Kel-Tec Sud2000, since it folds in half to fit on the table :)

Those also keep wandering fingers from pick in' off your plate....

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2014, 11:38:17 AM »
only in america is gluttony entertainment. :rolleyes:


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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2014, 03:08:41 PM »
only in america is gluttony entertainment. :rolleyes:

You said it. I don't have cable but it's bad enough on network TV.

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2014, 06:31:11 PM »
only in america is gluttony entertainment. :rolleyes:

That's true, but not so much in Montana.  It has now been ranked the fittest state in the Union.  I may end up there (for various reasons, none involving food.)  The point is I've long thought that food as entertainment is a really bad thing. 

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2014, 08:00:13 AM »
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2014, 12:12:45 PM »
That's true, but not so much in Montana.  It has now been ranked the fittest state in the Union.  I may end up there (for various reasons, none involving food.)  The point is I've long thought that food as entertainment is a really bad thing. 


We Coloradans are upset with Montana over that.  Well, not really....could be that the burgeoning craft brew industry in Colorado has added more than a few calories to our diets.  But we will bear up.  ;)

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