Breakfast American-style

[Dave W]

I saw this online with the caption "As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast."

Well, how unrealistic can you get?    No orange juice? Only one egg? The coffee's not black. And the pistol always goes on the left. 

[westen44]

Also missing biscuits, hash browns or grits.  Definitely not a very interesting breakfast (or very American,) despite the foray into hyperbolic images. 

[clankenstein]

wouldnt a teaspoon be easier?

[TBird1958]

It needs more bacon, and it should be cooler, so the grease is congealed - sheesh, get it right!

[gweimer]

My old drummer had a standard post-gig breakfast of a dozen runny sunny-side up eggs, a pound of floppy bacon and toast.  He did this 3 times a week when I first started working with him.

[66Atlas]

I see Jesus in the toast.

One egg is insanity, I need at least 3.  And the pistol is more of a formal dining out type of a thing. For breakfast I always have an AR-15 and a machete.

[Pilgrim]

No jam for the toast?  Are we BARBARIANS here???

I do however approve of the pistol.  It appears to be an S&W Model 39, IMHO one of the finest semi-autos ever made.

[ack1961]

I applaud the absence of utensils

[TBird1958]

At least there's no napkin.........sleeves are best 

[John Schoen]

No jam for the toast?  Are we BARBARIANS here???

I do however approve of the pistol.  It appears to be an S&W Model 39, IMHO one of the finest semi-autos ever made.

The gun looks more like a Sig Sauer P228 to me, the Model 39 has the safety on the slide and the triggerguard is rounder. Sheesh, Americans...

[TBird1958]

 

When Uwe visits the U.S. later this year I'll be sure to pack him full of this at least twice 

[Pilgrim]

The gun looks more like a Sig Sauer P228 to me, the Model 39 has the safety on the slide and the triggerguard is rounder. Sheesh, Americans...

You're right!  I'm more of an S&W guy...sue me, I still like wheelguns.  Dang, I'm turning this into the FDP.  Sorry.

[Highlander]

Why does it have to be a European that points out the BIG giveaway that it's not a real representation...

The plate with the bacon... surely that's barely the size of a side-order dish...?

[Aussie Mark]

WTF - no melted cheese or kechup?

[Pilgrim]

Shouldn't there be a spork on one side of the plate and a Bowie knife on the other?