Breakfast American-style

[Highlander]

... and a Bowie knife on the other?

Point stuck in the table...?

[saltymonkey]

I see Jesus in the toast.

I thought it was Lemmy.

[TBird1958]

Shouldn't there be a spork on one side of the plate and a Bowie knife on the other?

Jeez Al, even I could eat that without utensils - Colorado's makin' ya all civilized n' stuff!   

[Lightyear]

What a load of BS!  Everyone knows that the bacon runs left to right on the plate never up and down

[drummer5359]

A bowie knife is okay if that's how you roll. My breakfast knife of choice is a Buck 110 Folding Hunter. (The smaller Buck 112 Folding Hunter is acceptable for women as it fits more readily in a purse.)




True story: Last summer I was helping my cousin move his family from Pittsburgh to Florida. We stopped along the way at a Denny's restaurant. At Denny's they had a "Build your slam" breakfast, you get to pick four items from the breakfast menu.

I ordered my eggs over easy with bacon, bacon, and bacon. (It was pretty good.)

[Barklessdog]

Going to partake this morning.

[Pilgrim]

A bowie knife is okay if that's how you roll. My breakfast knife of choice is a Buck 110 Folding Hunter. (The smaller Buck 112 Folding Hunter is acceptable for women as it fits more readily in a purse.)

True story: Last summer I was helping my cousin move his family from Pittsburgh to Florida. We stopped along the way at a Denny's restaurant. At Denny's they had a "Build your slam" breakfast, you get to pick four items from the breakfast menu.

I ordered my eggs over easy with bacon, bacon, and bacon. (It was pretty good.)

God bless America.    

I think tonight I'll go out and gets me some BBQ.

[Highlander]

America needs a food advocate...

[nofi]

only in america is gluttony entertainment.

[mc2NY]

ONE EGG !?!?!  Gesh.  Guess that's why the toast has a big smile.

Needs  three eggs and a larger coffee.

Never can have too much bacon......and you DO need
a gun with more rounds in case you need to shoot another pig to make more bacon!

Like my beretta PX4 subcompact 9mm with a 17 round extender for big bass player hands....or my custon green Kel-Tec Sud2000, since it folds in half to fit on the table

Those also keep wandering fingers from pick in' off your plate....

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[gweimer]

only in america is gluttony entertainment.

[Dave W]

only in america is gluttony entertainment.

You said it. I don't have cable but it's bad enough on network TV.

[westen44]

only in america is gluttony entertainment.

That's true, but not so much in Montana.  It has now been ranked the fittest state in the Union.  I may end up there (for various reasons, none involving food.)  The point is I've long thought that food as entertainment is a really bad thing. 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2014/03/05/the-fittest-americans-are-in-the-mountain-west-the-fattest-are-in-the-south/

[nofi]

 

[Pilgrim]

That's true, but not so much in Montana.  It has now been ranked the fittest state in the Union.  I may end up there (for various reasons, none involving food.)  The point is I've long thought that food as entertainment is a really bad thing. 

We Coloradans are upset with Montana over that.  Well, not really....could be that the burgeoning craft brew industry in Colorado has added more than a few calories to our diets.  But we will bear up.