Riddle me this ...

[drbassman]

Great quote Gary!  Geez, sorry I got your name wrong!  Can't keep anything straight these days.

[Dave W]

The media often rushes to judgment. It's his own version of events that I find unbelievable.

[rahock]

It's his own version of events that I find unbelievable.

Exactly my point. His own words have put the noose around his neck. Like nofi said "it's a good thing he didn't run ...with those footprints". I would have loved to hear what he might have come up with to explain away those footprints . If the print don't fit you must aquit. I dunno, where's Johnny Cochran when you need him?
Rick

[drbassman]

The media often rushes to judgment. It's his own version of events that I find unbelievable.

I agree it doesn't pass the common sense or smell tests.

[4stringer77]

The evidence will show he doesn't have a leg to stand on. 

[gweimer]

The evidence will show he doesn't have a leg to stand on. 

Groan.....now we're recycling old Paul McCartney jokes.   

[Pilgrim]

Which reminds me...remember Tom Swift jokes?  (Tom never just said anything, he said it with an adjective - excitedly, puckishly, etc.)

One of my high school friends had a good one:

"I'll never pet another lion in my life", said Tom off-handedly.

He also offered this one:

"Let's go down the stairs," said the Warden to the prisoner condescendingly.

[Dave W]

Tom Swifties! Hadn't thought of them in years.

It's freezing, Tom said icily.

[Dave W]

We'll need one of these now

[uwe]

He doesn't need to be hanged, it would have been perfectly ample if he had shot himself afterwards. Some decorum please.

[drbassman]

He doesn't need to be hanged, it would have been perfectly ample if he had shot himself afterwards. Some decorum please.

Since he supposedly couldn't identify his first target, I'm surprised he didn't shoot himself too.