Breast enhancement spell

[exiledarchangel]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4340.l2557&item=320523945166&nma=true&rt=nc&si=ZsechVZqBVTpMiSnCapYHfNXyVg%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

[Highlander]

That's not all they're selling...

[gweimer]

Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!

[Dave W]

Better buy now. eBay just announced a ban on spells, potions and psychic readings. Am I the only one keeping a-breast of things?

I like this comment from the article's author: "Instead of signing a petition and sending letters to eBay executives, though, I would have expected most of these sellers to just use their magic to convince eBay to reverse this change."  

[uwe]

Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!

The shelved Gibson Continental V bass was allegedly to be made of snake wood - was I missing something then?

[Psycho Bass Guy]

...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!

[ilan]

"Serious inquires only please."

She can cast a spell but she can't spell.

And the "serious" part, that made me laugh.

[Pilgrim]

...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!

What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?

[Dave W]

I just checked (re my post above), August 30 will be the last date you can list in this and other "intangible" categories. Better get your boobies enhanced pronto.

Uh oh, too late, the seller has ended the listing "because the item is no longer available." Guess they're all spelled out.

[Psycho Bass Guy]

What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?

Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.

[Pilgrim]

Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.

Now YOU have the business opportunity - "We'll call and sing your boobs bigger!!  One phone call to happiness!"

[Psycho Bass Guy]

You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:

"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)

[exiledarchangel]

[uwe]

 

I am sure your German must be doing very well by now!!!

They forgot KaHoKl, an acronym for "Kanadische Holzfäller Klaue" or Canadian woodcutter's paw, indicating a certain size, with a Muvo, "Mund voll" or mouth full being on the other side of the spectrum.

I cannot believe I am writing this here. How old are we again?  

[uwe]

You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:

"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)

I herewith demand presentation of the German version, mach schnell!!!