Breast enhancement spell

[uwe]

"Serious inquires only please."

She can cast a spell but she can't spell.

And the "serious" part, that made me laugh.

You wordsmith!!!

[Rob]

Better buy now. eBay just announced a ban on spells, potions and psychic readings. Am I the only one keeping a-breast of things?

I like this comment from the article's author: "Instead of signing a petition and sending letters to eBay executives, though, I would have expected most of these sellers to just use their magic to convince eBay to reverse this change."  

Yeah. . . you'd think they would have seen it comming!

[exiledarchangel]

I am sure your German must be doing very well by now!!!

They forgot KaHoKl, an acronym for "Kanadische Holzfäller Klaue" or Canadian woodcutter's paw, indicating a certain size, with a Muvo, "Mund voll" or mouth full being on the other side of the spectrum.

I cannot believe I am writing this here. How old are we again?  

All these information are invaluable, thank you very much Uwe, I knew I could count on you. German porn industry, here I cum!

[uwe]

Shouldn't you be doing something about your deficit instead?!!!!

[exiledarchangel]

I'm working on it. Porn actors earn alot, so I've heard.

[Psycho Bass Guy]

I herewith demand presentation of the German version, mach schnell!!!

I'll need the ASCII codes for the German characters, and frankly, I think my German will be more embarassing than outing my "gift."

[Dave W]

I'll need the ASCII codes for the German characters, and frankly, I think my German will be more embarassing than outing my "gift."

At your service. 

Ä    ALT+0196
ä    ALT+0228
Ö    ALT+0214
ö    ALT+0246
Ü    ALT+0220
ü    ALT+0252
ß    ALT+0223
€    ALT+0128

[Psycho Bass Guy]

Ich liebe großße boobies, die hübsche großße boobies: nicht klein schlecht boobies! Ich liebe großße boobies!

...my apologies to Deutschland, and all my German teachers, the last of which was kind enough to give me a huge box full of concert t-shirts that her husband, a concert promoter had. There were three out of about fifty that I could wear, but it was a really nice gesture, even if it was out of pity. And now the extent of my knowledge of the langauge is confined to breast enlarging shower songs in half-english, which I can in no way market for financial gain. Never have I felt more truly American!

[Highlander]

I'm working on it. Porn actors earn alot, so I've heard.

I've heard it's hard work; the actresses certainly get plenty of tips...

[uwe]

I can see your acting name before my eyes "the Greek Hammer of the Gods", my big fat Greek ... whatever!

PBG, your Deutsch ist wundervoll, I am truly touched!