Good idea with the pic, Rob, as usual great minds like us think alike.
Which reminds me:
"A doctor, a priest and a lawyer are at the funeral of a wealthy man who inherited his millions in thirds to each of them. They smoke a cigarette together. So the doctor says to the priest
"And, Father, did you follow the deceased's will and put 10.000 Dollars of your inheritance in cash into his coffin so he won't run out of money in the afterlife like he always feared?"
The priest blushes:
"We had renovation to do in our parish church so I thought it was alright to take 2.000 Dollars for that work and send a few more prayers for his soul ... But I feel guilty about it. And you Doctor?"
The doctor sighs and exhales:
"State tax was really killing me this year, so I kept 5.000 bucks for the IRS, my late patient was a little overweight anyway, he can slim down a bit in the afterlife I guess, no hard feelings I hope ...".
The lawyer angrily interrupts:
"Gentlemen, I can't believe I'm hearing this! You have both defrauded my client only hours after he was dead, have you no shame?"
Guilty shuffling of feet from the priest and the doctor, then they both ask:
"So you put the full 10.000 in the coffin?"
"Better than that!" beams the man of the law, "I wrote my client a cheque, cashable within four weeks at my bank, and put it in his folded hands."
The priest and the docor splutter:
"For all 10.000 Dollars?"
"No", says the jurist, "a most incompetent question, for an amount of 23.000 Dollars of course, after prying the 8.000 and the 5.000 Dollars from his hands you had put there recklessly before!!!"
