Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum

gweimer · May 05, 2010, 08:05:58 AM

Quote from: uwe on May 05, 2010, 07:15:24 AM
What I'm saying is: Anus muscle versus eel muscle, the outcome is pretty clear.

I'm thinking more reddish.

Pilgrim · May 05, 2010, 09:10:02 AM

That's not a "prank", that's a medieval torture technique!

uwe · May 05, 2010, 11:44:24 AM

That was actually my fist thought. Reminded me of the rat in the cage strapped on the face of the poor victim whose mouth is forced wide open. Then heat is applied and the rat tries to escape having only one place to go.

"Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."

Highlander · May 05, 2010, 12:24:45 PM

Quote from: uwe on May 05, 2010, 11:44:24 AM
That was actually my fist thought.

Mark... Uwe's calling...

uwe · May 06, 2010, 04:37:39 AM

(apprehensively) Can we start with a thinner eel with its mouth clamped shut before we move on to, errm, greater things?

Highlander · May 06, 2010, 02:15:14 PM

(Freudian slip)

TBird1958 · May 06, 2010, 03:02:40 PM

Lube anyone?

"Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."

Definately an all time fave book..........Ahhhh.................... The Ministry of Love

uwe · May 06, 2010, 05:54:39 PM

Oh man, I only realied that now, my "fist" thought. Freudian slip alright, how fi(s)t(t)ing!!!

Rhythm N. Bliss · May 06, 2010, 09:01:36 PM

Quote from: Kenny Five-O on May 06, 2010, 02:15:14 PM
(Freudian slip)

I've got a one-eyed eel for that redhead mermaid.
Course it ain't quite as big as that black one. heh

The so-called friends of the poor guy who died are gonna end up in prison with one-eyed eels up their asses too!!!