Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum

[Freuds_Cat]

OK now I reckon dave has been guilty of posting some pretty out there news articles lately so when I saw this one I couldn't resist.

I'm just gonna post it      and walk away quietly .......

http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.html

[uwe]

That much for having eel at Chinese restaurants. I always felt that those poor creatures looked intimidated in their aquariums.

Given the shape and general muscular nature of this species of fish, this has probably been tried before. Make sure to feed the fish before though.

[Dave W]

What a horrible way to go! Almost makes tapeworms pleasant by comparison.

[Denis]

The first time I had eel on sushi I thought it tasted like ass. Now I know why. 

And by the way, can we get a "vomit" icon, please?

[Chris P.]

I hear a similar story once in a while in Holland about guys putting an eel in a girls knickers. It ate his way up, from the, erm, front.

In Holland we call this an Broodje Aap Verhaal. Monkey-sandwich-story. How's this called in English? Urban legend or something?

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Sorry.

[Barklessdog]

Everything ties together neatly today, Eels, rectums & the Catholic Church.

[Pilgrim]

Everything ties together neatly today, Eels, rectums & the Catholic Church.

What, no gay sheep? 

[godofthunder]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Sorry.

You took my line ! great minds think alike.

[Freuds_Cat]

* Freuds_Cat is laughing with tears at these comments. 

[Aussie Mark]

No matter how drunk someone is, I can't imagine it would be easy to insert an eel up their ass.

[Hornisse]

I think the worst we ever did in high school was shave one leg or one eyebrow off of the passed out dude. 

[Freuds_Cat]

Hmmm, the time we chained a drunk, naked groom (to be) up to a petrol pump at the Smithfield Roadhouse
or

Put another guy on the overnight train to Melbourne (800kms) so drunk that he slept almost all the way.

or....


um...maybe I will just stop now  


I have to say though that I did stop them the time they wanted to paint a guys nutz fluro green the night before his wedding.


Eels in anus'    over the line IMHO

[Barklessdog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glUnzzoFUxg&feature=channel

[uwe]

No matter how drunk someone is, I can't imagine it would be easy to insert an eel up their ass.

Eeels are incredibly strong. I remember extracting an oil barrel from a swamp when I was a ten year old and as the rusty brownish water poured out a suitably aggravated eel - it was really pissed at being evicted -  came with it. I had pulled the oil barrel on land quite some bit, so the eel was crawling over land, it wasn't more than 2 1/2 foot I'd say, maybe 3, but I had no chance holding it in place, it was way too muscular for me back then. And it wasn't slippery and slimy either, rather leathery in fact, its sheer muscle force reminded me of a constrictor snake (which, btw, can exert pressure on a rib cage similar to a full-size train resting on it, you die not from suffocation or because your rib cage breaks, you die because the sheer exerted pressure keeps your heart from being able to pump anymore).

What I'm saying is: Anus muscle versus eel muscle, the outcome is pretty clear.

Uwe