Must be the hint of Redneck in your soul, Dada...
Ma'am... as you may know, Germany is famous for their Lager-biers, but the dark-biers (sorry Uwe, don't know name, been a long time) are
something else... When we were in KY (my family, not the jelly), Jackie's late uncle uncorked a bottle of
THE... GOOD... STUFF... I swear it was as good as some of the finest malt whiskies I've ever tasted - just crystal clear... Unfortunately for my drinking possibilities, they lived in a dry county... and as for
your drinking capabilities, I'm not sure I would survive one of your parties,
intact...