Just an update since I was venting about the Guitar Center Experience earlier: they mailed the drum machine to the wrong address anyway! After all of that! They didn't require a signature or anything and just left it on the porch of a place I haven't lived at in almost 3 years. After a day and a half trying to talk to UPS about it, I decided just to go down to the house and see if anyone there saw it (and was honest enough to give it back if they did).
They were happy to let me have it back, which I appreciated, but a curious coincidence was their son was also named "Nick" and had opened it up and messed with it a bit. I certainly can't be mad at him since I probably would out of curiosity too.
So now tomorrow morning I am going to call GC and raise Hell. If they don't offer me a significant return on this cost I'm going to shove it back up their ass and wash my hands of this entire experience.