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[uwe]

You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! 

The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.

[TBird1958]

You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! 

The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.

When it's properly maintained - I agree,  Ms. Paltrow's bits on the other hand (cringes), ugh, no.


You know I like good fish   

[Dave W]

You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! 

The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.

Taste, no. Smell, yes.

Gwyneth's probably smells different, though. Burning candle wax and all that.

[Basvarken]

Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.

[uwe]

With all the, uhum, vintage dairy products in the land of the dams, it's sometimes hard to tell.

I would imagine.

OTOH, I wouldn't want to doubt Rob's experience on the subject - as a Dutchman being submerged is a way of life.

[uwe]

Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.

Hygiene can be overdone too. I don't see the point in grazing a flower meadow so to speak. (I wasn't brought on this earth as a sheep.)

Let a true connaisseur speak (Yanks, do not read further, you wouldn't understand and it will only unsettle you):



Napoleon famously sent his wife Josephine the following erotic line from the thick of battle:

"Je reviens en trois jours; ne te laves pas!"

("I will return in three days; don't wash!")

[Bargeon]

With a tampon string for a wick?

[uwe]

[Dave W]

Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.

With all the, uhum, vintage dairy products in the land of the dams, it's sometimes hard to tell.

I would imagine.

OTOH, I wouldn't want to doubt Rob's experience on the subject - as a Dutchman being submerged is a way of life.

All I can say is that European women must not smell the same. 

With a tampon string for a wick?

[uwe]

Sigh, Americans are a cultureless lot, I always knew it. Tasteless too, obviously.

[Dave W]

Sigh, Americans are a cultureless lot, I always knew it. Tasteless too, obviously.

I thought you figured that out years ago.

[uwe]

It's my socialist faith in the betterment of people that keeps deluding me, Dave!

[Dave W]

After the Vagina Candle and before the Orgasm Candle, it seems there was another one. 

Another Gwyneth candle! 

[uwe]

Once again, any semblance of decorum is on the slide here. 

[TBird1958]

After the Vagina Candle and before the Orgasm Candle, it seems there was another one. 

Another Gwyneth candle!

The Brown Valley Observer, of course!     

Still probably better than the used fish store.......