Votive candle news

[Dave W]

(cue David Byrne voice)

You may ask yourself,

How could Gwyneth possibly top her $75 vagina candle?

Here's the answer: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Goop's New 'This Smells Like My Orgasm' Candle: 'The Box Has Fireworks'

[Pilgrim]

Well, I must say that she seems to have conquered that shyness problem. 

[Highlander]

Hmm... makes you wonder whose buying this stuff...?

[Basvarken]

Haha, the lady has a wicked sense of humor. 

[uwe]

Must try that:

"Honey, orgasms with you stink big time!"

[Highlander]

I suppose it's like becoming a wine master or a whisky master... you have to do a lot of tasting... you just have to remember not to miss the spitoon... Does size matter when it comes to nosing...?

[Chris P.]

I know people. Lawyers. They have money, bought all the Gibson basses there are. And they need something different.

[Pilgrim]

[Dave W]

I know people. Lawyers. They have money, bought all the Gibson basses there are. And they need something different.

Something different would be the Gibson Bunny Brunel bass that's still for sale. It would go well with the candle.

[Highlander]

If we're completely lowering the tone here (remembering that I usually omit all tone controls on my instruments, where possible), for a collector, the candle would prob be best suited to be located with an instrument once owned by a female musician...?

[Highlander]

As part of the very poor taste drive presently in progress I googled "vagina shaped candle" for additional material and made the quirky discovery a couple of images down that a male of the species has already retaliated with an alternate scented candle...
Not posting a link...

Dave... we need a double-face-palm emoticon for this one... pretty please...

[TBird1958]

Go away Fish! 

[Highlander]

I worked with a singer/guitarist in the 80's that used to have a band called Slap The Fish... go figure...

[Basvarken]

[Dave W]