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Dave W

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Epic Maid of Honor
« on: January 13, 2017, 08:23:05 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2017, 12:48:14 PM »
A lasting and vivid memory for all concerned no doubt - and isn't that how a good wedding should be?
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2017, 01:12:14 PM »
Well now I don't feel quite so bad about my last drunken frenzy. 8)
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2017, 01:22:07 PM »
Invitations can go horribly wrong, but so can non-invitations ...



Some people are difficult whatever you do! Maids of Horror are no exception ...
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2017, 02:22:25 PM »
Jimmy Gilmer fan
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2017, 02:30:33 PM »
Speaking of invitations gone wrong ...

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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2017, 02:34:33 PM »
The best section of the story:

"She had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision," said Robert Templeton.  (YA THINK???)

While Willis was supposed to be the bride's best friend, Jennifer Butler said the two are no longer friends. (DUH.)

This arrest is Willis' ninth in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation. (OH, no wonder she was invited. It was for her sterling character.)

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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2017, 11:19:38 PM »
I've never understood why alcohol makes some people relaxed, but makes other people go stark raving mad. 
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2017, 08:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Rob on January 13, 2017, 02:22:25 PM
Jimmy Gilmer fan

George Tomsco fan.
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2017, 06:27:53 PM »
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2017, 07:24:01 PM »
Tying it all together, George and bassist Stan Lark are in sync while Jimmy sings.  :)

This could be the Maid of Honor's theme song.

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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2017, 10:40:31 PM »
Northerners and Europeans just dont appreciate our Southern traditions.
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2017, 08:14:42 AM »
Quote from: 66Atlas on January 14, 2017, 10:40:31 PM
Northerners and Europeans just dont appreciate our Southern traditions.

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Aren't you from Minnesota?
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Re: Epic Maid of Honor
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2017, 09:59:45 AM »
Born and raised Minnesotan.  But southerners are like the Borg from Star Trek and everyone is assimilated or dies once they move here.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2017, 11:33:53 AM »
Excluding Alaska, you're all southerners to me... :mrgreen:
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