Epic Maid of Honor

[Dave W]

Alcohol may have been involved

[uwe]

A lasting and vivid memory for all concerned no doubt - and isn't that how a good wedding should be?

[4stringer77]

Well now I don't feel quite so bad about my last drunken frenzy.

[uwe]

Invitations can go horribly wrong, but so can non-invitations ...



Some people are difficult whatever you do! Maids of Horror are no exception ...

[Rob]

Jimmy Gilmer fan

[uwe]

Speaking of invitations gone wrong ...

[Pilgrim]

The best section of the story:

"She had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision," said Robert Templeton.  (YA THINK???)

While Willis was supposed to be the bride's best friend, Jennifer Butler said the two are no longer friends. (DUH.)

This arrest is Willis' ninth in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation. (OH, no wonder she was invited. It was for her sterling character.)

[westen44]

I've never understood why alcohol makes some people relaxed, but makes other people go stark raving mad. 

[Dave W]

Jimmy Gilmer fan

George Tomsco fan.

[Rob]

George Tomsco fan.

YEP!

[Dave W]

Tying it all together, George and bassist Stan Lark are in sync while Jimmy sings. 

This could be the Maid of Honor's theme song.

[66Atlas]

Northerners and Europeans just dont appreciate our Southern traditions.

[Dave W]

Northerners and Europeans just dont appreciate our Southern traditions.

Aren't you from Minnesota?

[66Atlas]

Born and raised Minnesotan.  But southerners are like the Borg from Star Trek and everyone is assimilated or dies once they move here.

[Highlander]

Excluding Alaska, you're all southerners to me...