Poor Gwyneth ... - NEW: Bonus Kim K Kontent!!!

[uwe]

Mental illness without a decent structure is just crazy!

[westen44]

When I think of the topic, two songs come to mind.  The novelty song "They're Coming to Take Me Away," and this one which is much more on the serious side of course. 

[Dave W]

That straightened long hair look has become incredibly boring too  - it's been around since the mid to late nineties or so now, time for something new. Get a fetching

There is no need to look hairstylewise as desolately uncreative as a 17-year-old on her prom night.

Wrong. Long hair is always in style, straight or not.

[westen44]

Wrong. Long hair is always in style, straight or not.

Maybe if you're a male rock star.  I missed the boat on that.  Both on being a rock star and having the hair to grow out in the first place. 

[uwe]

Wrong. Long hair is always in style, straight or not.

I know that quote. "Always in style" in certain quarters who are perhaps not the most fashion-daring. Long hair - fresh from the shower, tousled or out of bed - can look great, but that sleek straightened out "event" look has become a non-individualistic bore. And there is a fine line between a still youthful look and one having just missed the station. Gwyneth has a pretty face and a nice smile she doen't need to hide, but her haircut is lame.

But then I think Tilda Swinton is hot, so what do I know.

[westen44]

I think my fashion sense and taste in a number of things could be called into question.  I even like fugly basses.  For the past few days I've even been seriously thinking about buying a Longhorn. 

[Dave W]

I know that quote. "Always in style" in certain quarters who are perhaps not the most fashion-daring. Long hair - fresh from the shower, tousled or out of bed - can look great, but that sleek straightened out "event" look has become a non-individualistic bore. And there is a fine line between a still youthful look and one having just missed the station. Gwyneth has a pretty face and a nice smile she doen't need to hide, but her haircut is lame.

But then I think Tilda Swinton is hot, so what do I know.

[westen44]

If anybody is going to say Judge Judy is hot...please don't.  (Not even in jest.)

[Dave W]

If anybody is going to say Judge Judy is hot...please don't.  (Not even in jest.)

Uwe thinks Cher is hot. Even worse, he thinks Cher can sing. Judge Judy gargling mothwash while wearing a gorilla mask would be better than Cher.

[gearHed289]

Judge Judy gargling mothwash while wearing a gorilla mask would be better than Cher.

I might make this my new signature.

[westen44]

Uwe thinks Cher is hot. Even worse, he thinks Cher can sing. Judge Judy gargling mothwash while wearing a gorilla mask would be better than Cher.

I was never a fan of her singing, either.  But Sonny was even worse. It's hard to believe he was involved in writing a song, though, that knocked the Beatles off the top of the UK charts for a few weeks in 1964. 

[uwe]

Uwe thinks Cher is hot. Even worse, he thinks Cher can sing. Judge Judy gargling mothwash while wearing a gorilla mask would be better than Cher.

I find the gorilla mask part enticing.

[Highlander]

Am I the only person on the site that has admitted to having actually seen her on stage...? Even worse... a front row seat...

I also have other other deficiencies... like my recognition skills... maybe it was a gorilla in the mist, in a skin-tight black leotard...

[Dave W]

Cher is what Rodney Daingerfield called a two-bagger. You'd need a bag over your head in case the one over her head breaks.

Sonny was a decent songwriter. He managed to bamboozle people into thinking that Cher had talent, so that's something.

[uwe]

I saw her on her first (semi-final), second (close to final) or third (currently final) Farewell Tour, but everytime she looked as good as new.



Cher was so hot, she even gave battleships (multiple) boners, so there!



(Ken, the likely product of the Gregg & Cher gig you saw can be viewed at around 2:35: Mom gives her honey Elijah Blue a barely beclothed butt bump.)

I know that people find her voice divisive, but I think she did well as an actress, too bad she stopped making films, I think she had great one-liners on screen (like when her screen daughter Wynona R. went all devout Catholic in adolescent passion in Mermaids and Cher looks at her sideways and quips: "You do know we're really Jews, right?"). Or in real life, her introduction here alone is priceless: