Poor Gwyneth ... - NEW: Bonus Kim K Kontent!!!

Started by Dave W, April 27, 2016, 08:34:52 AM

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uwe

I would imagine that the used ones, especially, should hold devotional value, don't you think?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

Quote from: uwe on June 07, 2017, 09:59:24 AM
I would imagine that the used ones, especially, should hold devotional value, don't you think?

Maybe to someone like Prince Charles, who once wished he was Camilla's tampon.

uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

gweimer

Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

westen44

It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society.  It's those who write the songs.

--Blaise Pascal

Dave W


westen44

Quote from: Dave W on June 13, 2017, 08:07:03 PM
"An IV Drip Bar..."  :o

No way in hell would I ever have that done.  As hard as it is for them to find my veins, there has to be a real medical reason for somebody to try  something like that on me. 
It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society.  It's those who write the songs.

--Blaise Pascal

Rob

What did the attendees walk away with?

"Wellness. Nail polish. Protein bars. Beauty products."
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


exiledarchangel

Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!

uwe

I guess it's all better than dropping Agent Orange on people. And her clientel can afford it.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...


Dave W

Quote from: lowend1 on June 23, 2017, 10:51:41 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/06/23/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-criticized-by-ex-nasa-scientist-for-bogus-healing-stickers.html

They were "misinformed" -- riiiiight. The carbon material was probably developed by someone whose neighbor's cousin's former coworker once read a book about NASA. Yeah, that's the ticket. We'll just claim it was in NASA spacesuits.

Maybe if Goop's customers would put these healing stickers on their jade eggs before inserting them, all kinds of magical stuff will happen.


Pilgrim

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."