The Last Bass Outpost

But chickens are pure profit!

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My wife grew up with chickens too and she hates them! "They're dumb and they're mean-spirited!" she says.   

If only they would have had David Coverdale as a singer.

Blue Murder was an amazing band

My dad was born in 1919 and their family had chickens for a while. He swore that he would never have chickens again, and I've never felt differently. That's a lot of trouble for a very small benefit.   

Truth be told, I preferred ze Scörps with Uli as opposed to Michael. That debut was extremely krautrocky still.

Of course, if you hear Michael today, he was single-handedly responsible for all of the Scorpions' and his older brother's success (which miraculously escaped MSG ...) - lots of history revisionism going on, siblings, say no more!

Jabs is technically a fine lead guitarist too, but not an auteur like Michael and Uli are. The Ronnie Wood of the Scorpions.

How about this gem?

On this particular song at least I DON'T HEAR IT! 

That has become a popular thing in Germany too, even in suburban areas, keeping chickens for eggs. It had somewhat died out here from the late 60s onwards (except on farms in rural areas), but a lot of things come in cycles. Good for the chickens at least. A friend of mine keeps some chickens and his young teen daughter Marlene takes her favorite one with her wherever she goes (mostly to the neighbor boy) - the bird, miraculously, doesn't mind being carried around.