I was of course an avid NME reader back then (once a week, I saddled my bicycle and rode it 10 miles to Darmstadt and back again because you couldn't get the NME in my hometown) - there was no comparable music paper (and it had better availability in Germany than the Rolling Stone, Melody Maker or Sounds). Though it largely derided the music I liked most (back then: hard rock), one thing it was not: ever boring. The articles were extremely partisan, venomous, but also hilarious and wonderfully sarcastic. NME made me discover bands such as The Dictators (hailed as the new MC 5 and then going nowhere), The Ramones, Dr. Feelgood, The Jam, Televison, but also Starz, Strapps, Moxy, BÖC, Judas Priest (continuously the butt of their jokes) and Rush ("Alex Lifeson is a competent guitarist. The author has been to too many Jeff Beck, Frank Zappa and Eric Clapton concerts to say more."
). I made a habit of checking out the bands they either adored or hated vigorously, anything provoking an extreme reaction, I thought, must be interesting. Some of their review one liners stick in my memory to this day "Kiss' new single Beth is so limp it makes Smokie sound like the MC 5"
, now I like Beth as a song (and liked it back then), but that was just a hilarious putdown. In fact, a lot of how I communicate in this forum today is down to how the NME wrote at the time, it sure left an impression.
And of course they raved about the Sex Pistols - every week a large article about their mostly non-musical shenanigans - for almost a year until you could actually finally buy the album Never Mind the Bollocks. And that then sounded like damp squid after all the hype I had read. I had expected their music to be dark and menacing - sort of MC 5 do Kick out the Jams -, but never mind the Bollocks sounded like a Chinn/Chapman produced Sweet record and most songs were in major keys!
A few years ago I bought the remaster and heard it again, am I the only person who hears that is is essentially an early seventies glam rock production sound/rough mix minus the ornamentation you hear on that record? Nothing against glam rock, but that cheapened the whole anti-society agenda of the Pistols for me because glam rock was pure escapism, something the Pistols always scorned upon. The MC 5 Kick out the Jams live album had sounded raw and dangerous in comparison, it had not sounded like a, say, Monkees record. And it's not like bug-eyed frontmen with a cockney sneer hadn't sung with English bands before:
Maybe you had to see Johnny Rotten and Co. in person live to appreciate them in full, but they never toured Germany though some of their songs - for instance the tastefully titled "Belsen was a Gas"
- indicated a certain good-natured Germanophillity ... And what finally made me lose all respect for the Sex Pistols - this might sound sour-pussish, but here I go, I was a politically aware leftish, but not nihilist 16 year old nerd at the time - was that they had absolutely no friggin' idea about what anarchy (in the UK or elsewhere) or a "fascist regime" was, all they did was kick around taboos inanely, I failed to see how that would/could be the threat to the British Empire or British class society as which they had been hyped continuously. I held the conservative view at the time (and still do) that if you sing about those things you should know what they are, but that is just me.