Nonsense, Rob, rock has all the world to do with fast cars, wimmin, alcohol and drugs, don't be silly.
Your sanitized concept of rock frightens me: No cars, no wimmin, no drink, no drugs, no dry ice and lasers, just playing music together and posting it on Youtube with organically bleached flyers from renewable forests at living room concerts, in that case then the Kelly Family is rock too.
Rock without fast cars and other immature things is like omelettes without eggs.