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Title: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 14, 2023, 11:19:40 PM
She doesn't look well.

Rectal Ozone Therapy (https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-says-rectal-ozone-therapy-has-been-very-helpful/ar-AA18AA3L)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: doombass on March 14, 2023, 11:39:12 PM
She doesn't look well.

I agree. Maybe too much experimenting with youe body takes it's toll.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Alanko on March 15, 2023, 01:03:58 AM
None of these celebrity health nuts ever wind up looking good. They get into veganism and end up with thin greasy hair, hollow cheeks and eye sockets, waxy grey-yellow skin... they are searching for deeper meaning in their lives and attempting to find it via this trendy secular asceticism. Reaching a higher plain of consciousness via the doctrine of Netflix documentaries and discredited medical practices.

Gwyneth Looks like an old Icelandic woman here. Gwynætha Paltrowdóttir.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 15, 2023, 06:14:13 AM
Alan, you're once again doing what you do best: Being a most wonderful riot!  :toast:

(https://media.tenor.com/2TR-XhEZJ5QAAAAM/north-korea.gif)

The treatment which Gwyneth seems to be inserting into popular discussion here, is basically reverse farting, am I right? And it's abbreviated ROT, ja?

And you've got to hand it to him, Dave's title for this piece of noteworthy news was very apt given the nationality of our cultural and health infl(at)u(l)encer ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqfpkTTy2w
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 15, 2023, 10:39:33 AM
Gwyneth seems to have become the unwitting poster child for untested treatments.  Aging itself will take its toil on anyone anyway.  But doing what she's doing appears to be adding years to her face.  It could be something else, but I doubt it.  As an actress (who doesn't appear to be doing much acting anymore) looking beyond your years is the last thing you would want.  I don't understand the faith in trial and error that she seems so gung-ho about.  Putting your faith in something with a track record and at least some kind of scientific basis would make far more sense.  I guess this is obvious to most people, but certainly not her. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 15, 2023, 12:05:27 PM
Organized traditional religion is on the retreat in almost all developed countries, but there is this collective surge into esoteri(ci)sm and a banal vanilla spirituality. I don't have that drive. I'm fine with reality which needs evolutionary change sometimes, yes, but actually exists. In the meantime, others are free to blow air up their butt for self-improvement and a better world.

Re Gwyneth's looks: We've grown so accustomed to filters, digital picture manipulation, cosmetic surgery + super-trooper-proof theater make-up that the sight of a middle-aged woman with an unmade-up face who might have had a bad day or a lousy night lets us speculate about her health. I actually think she was brave to let those pics get out and I think there is something vulnerable and intimate about a woman with zero make-up. There are enough Kim Kardashians and Kylie Jenners as is - spare me.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 15, 2023, 01:52:37 PM
My number one complaint about American women is their emphasis on makeup.  But it's true Gwyneth was authentic in showing the world exactly how she looks.  I totally agree with that approach.  I think a lot of women wouldn't have done it.  My concern is in trying to be healthy she is using methods which seem to be having the opposite effect.  Maybe we can't know for sure, but it sure looks that way.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 15, 2023, 03:42:38 PM
At best, Gwyneth's various health endeavors don't amount to anything more than that old, phony celebrity adage on why they look so youthful: "lots of water and sleep + working out!". At worst, intrusive jade eggs, steamed vaginas and gassed up colons are health-damaging. Don't mess with nature.

Now that's a band name: "Gas Colon & the Steaming Vaginas".
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 15, 2023, 07:06:20 PM

https://drjengunter.com/2015/01/27/gwyneth-paltrow-says-steam-your-vagina-an-obgyn-says-dont/
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 15, 2023, 09:28:58 PM
Yup, conscious unlactobacilling downunder is not a good idea.

(https://internationalprobiotics.org/wp-content/uploads/bacteria-green-opti.jpg)

But she's not to blame. It was Dave who made her feel all self-conscious with his misplaced "smells and tastes like fish"-comments.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1213/8910/products/CarelessTalkDidThis-Stetson-1940_s-WorldWarII-PropagandaPostersmall_1024x1024.jpg?v=1623917733)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 15, 2023, 09:53:04 PM
My number one complaint about American women is their emphasis on makeup.  But it's true Gwyneth was authentic in showing the world exactly how she looks.  I totally agree with that approach.  I think a lot of women wouldn't have done it.  My concern is in trying to be healthy she is using methods which seem to be having the opposite effect.  Maybe we can't know for sure, but it sure looks that way.

The late Revlon founder Charles Revson used to speak at sales conferences and would begin his presentation by saying, "We don't sell cosmetics, we sell hope."
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 15, 2023, 09:56:47 PM
But she's not to blame. It was Dave who made her feel all self-conscious with his misplaced "smells and tastes like fish"-comments.

You're probably the only guy who disagrees. Maybe it's a result of eating too much pickled German food.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 16, 2023, 03:41:47 AM
The late Revlon founder Charles Revson used to speak at sales conferences and would begin his presentation by saying, "We don't sell cosmetics, we sell hope."

I think a case can be made for either with or without make-up.  It may depend on the person, though.  I know someone, for instance, who looks way different with make-up.  In her case, it probably works for her to use it.  Maybe this is something which applies to a lot of people.  Personally, I've always told girlfriends, however, after I've got to really know them, that I prefer that they go light on the make-up if possible. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 16, 2023, 06:38:52 AM
But she's not to blame. It was Dave who made her feel all self-conscious with his misplaced "smells and tastes like fish"-comments.

You're probably the only guy who disagrees. Maybe it's a result of eating too much pickled German food.

You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 16, 2023, 12:21:33 PM
Lana Del Rey tried to settle the issue years ago.  Lana got the idea for this song from her Scottish boyfriend at the time.  It comes from some comments he made about how he imagined American girls would be.  Then Lana said something to the effect that she would have to use that in a song.  This is simply poetry and art in action it would appear.  Another attempt to adhere to LBO classy standards. 

https://youtu.be/lBakG7KtVZE
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: lowend1 on March 16, 2023, 01:44:44 PM
You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.

Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: TBird1958 on March 16, 2023, 02:38:06 PM
You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.
   

 I'll have to Beta test this here in the States  :-*
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 16, 2023, 02:57:21 PM
Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...

True, I was once, around the mid-80ies, at an autopsy of a gentleman (I was studying law and had an internship at the state prosecutor's office which also has coroner duties in Germany) who hadn't survived the night for - initially - unknown reasons. His last meal in the evening had been Sauerbraten with Klöße (dumplings) and by the still apparent content of his stomach, digestion of dumplings is slow. Poor fellow, heart attack, but at least it happened in his sleep. A guy from our group fainted and I learned that an autopsied freshly dead human body smells an awful lot like a meat counter at a butcher - disconcertingly familiar. We're all mammals after all.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 16, 2023, 07:33:44 PM
Lana is a one-trick-pony, but she entertains me.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 16, 2023, 10:49:58 PM
It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: morrow on March 17, 2023, 04:55:14 AM
Given the recent prices of groceries I’m finding the public more desperate than gullible.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 17, 2023, 09:48:23 AM
It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.

I politely disagree. With both. You degenerated Amis.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 17, 2023, 08:46:16 PM
I politely disagree. With both. You degenerated Amis.

Germans are unfailingly polite.

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises' (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/german-man-stabs-friend-11-times-penis-length-row/)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 18, 2023, 01:05:56 AM
Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 

https://youtu.be/ZI9wLzBwcMs
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 18, 2023, 06:13:34 AM
Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 

https://youtu.be/ZI9wLzBwcMs

News flash: Nutcase celebrity finds a quack to agree with her.

I'm very sympathetic with anyone who has long covid, but I would never take her word that she has it.

No, she doesn't tell anyone else how to live, she just sells them snake oil.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on March 18, 2023, 07:56:13 AM
I'm not agreeing with her.  I'm just pointing out that if she does actually have Long Covid, that could help explain her appearance.  That doesn't have anything to do with her insane practices such as inserting ozone into her anus.  That is beyond mad. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 18, 2023, 09:59:07 AM
I know you weren't agreeing with her.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Alanko on March 18, 2023, 10:13:32 AM
All this talk of long Covid, but nobody wants to talk about wide Covid.  :rolleyes:

I think Celebrity Long Covid has taken over from the Celebrity Lymes Disease they all had a few years back. A cover for years of heavy cocaine use, I reckon.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 18, 2023, 10:43:02 AM
Germans are unfailingly polite.

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises' (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/german-man-stabs-friend-11-times-penis-length-row/)

They just couldn’t agree on a cut-off point for their dispute, apparently. Though they went to great lengths. Penile envy can be real hard on a friendship.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: OldManC on March 19, 2023, 10:35:57 PM
I've always been a Pepsi man.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 21, 2023, 09:11:34 AM
When you weren't cross-dressing in your sleep that is! Not to mention those suspicious body part selfies. ;D

Let's revert to our ongoing series though ...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/21/the-truth-about-gwyneth-paltrows-diet-it-is-as-strange-as-youd-expect

I have to say that this intermittent fasting epidemic really gets on my nerves, causes friction/derision with even my wife who subscribes to it. I like to eat when I'm hungry (and if I'm not, I don't) and, no, I'm not always hungry at the same time every day. It depends on what I've done or not done and also what the last meal has been. That over-regulated rhythm forcing every day into a corset of meal times drives me nuts.

Had a colleague who did it for a year or two. Sure, he slimmed down. And then he stopped again. His body had good memory. Within three months he was back to his old set point.


Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 23, 2023, 04:22:54 PM
When I said  "celebrity gets a quack" earlier, I really didn't know anything about her doctor. Surprise, surprise, I was right. "Dr. Cole" is not a medical doctor.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest diet guru is a ‘functional medicine practitioner’ who backs coffee enemas and cuddling  (https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/gwyneth-paltrows-new-guru-backs-coffee-enemas-and-cuddles/)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 23, 2023, 05:22:46 PM
Coffee via enema?

That reminds me of a century-old joke:

Post-operation, the patient is thirsty and begs the nurse for something to drink. But the nurse says: "I'm not allowed to give you any liquids orally for at least 24 hours, I'm sorry." The patient keeps complaining. The nurse, trying to do her best, finally relents: "I could do an enema  with tea, that is thirst-quenching, shall I?" The patient, resigned to his fate: "Whatever." So the enema is prepared and the fluid begins to run until the patient suddenly winces. "What's wrong?" asks the nurse, looking concerned. The patient: "Nurse, you forgot the damn SUGAR!"

I know. Germans think that's funny. Jokes aren't an easy thing for us. No laughing matter.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: gearHed289 on March 24, 2023, 07:48:46 AM
I'm pretty specific when it comes to my tea, but that's a whole other level!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: lowend1 on March 24, 2023, 05:31:59 PM
I’ll just leave this here…
"Two skis came between my skis forcing my legs apart and then a body pressed against me."
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 24, 2023, 08:04:28 PM
I’ll just leave this here…
"Two skis came between my skis forcing my legs apart and then a body pressed against me."

Gwyneth Paltrow blames brain-damaged ‘victim’ — and thought she was being sexually assaulted after ski-slope collision (https://nypost.com/2023/03/24/gwyneth-paltrow-takes-the-stand-in-ski-crash-hit-and-run-trial/)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 24, 2023, 09:00:27 PM
Skiing is dangerous, expensive and bad for the environment.

Also less entertaining than sex. I had my first sex in 1976 on a school skiing trip because we had both decided we had had enough of it and stayed at the hostel. One thing led to another. Life is all about priorities.

Sine then I have been dragged to skiing trips a few more times (I regret that I succumbed to peer pressure) - yet every time my 1976 quality assessment/comparison was confirmed. Thankfully, I can now just say that I'm too old for skiing and that broken bones don't heal like they used to. Also, that replacement knee joint comes in handy.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Pilgrim on March 25, 2023, 06:48:54 AM
I get that.  But then, I do live in Colorado, where some of the world's greatest skiing is accessible with a 90-minute drive.  I stay on the blue runs, and not even the most ambitious of them.  My youngest daughter likes to ski with me, and when the kids are adults, any time you get together driving to the ski area, as well as some company skiing, is precious.

And is there a certain factor of proving to myself that I can still get out there and ski? Well, harrumph, harrumph....
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Alanko on March 25, 2023, 10:43:41 AM
Skiing is dangerous, expensive and bad for the environment.

Also less entertaining than sex. I had my first sex in 1976 on a school skiing trip because we had both decided we had had enough of it and stayed at the hostel. One thing led to another. Life is all about priorities.


Die guten alten Zeiten!! Cherished memories, eh!

(https://www.militarytrader.com/.image/t_share/MTg5NzU4ODQ4MTM0MDMxMDM2/german-ski-troopersfade.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 26, 2023, 05:27:20 AM
Not for me. I caught frostbite on me butt at that first skiing outing. Didn't impede other body functions too much though.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 26, 2023, 05:34:32 AM
I get that.  But then, I do live in Colorado, where some of the world's greatest skiing is accessible with a 90-minute drive.  I stay on the blue runs, and not even the most ambitious of them.  My youngest daughter likes to ski with me, and when the kids are adults, any time you get together driving to the ski area, as well as some company skiing, is precious.

And is there a certain factor of proving to myself that I can still get out there and ski? Well, harrumph, harrumph....

If snow is plentiful in your neck of the woods and there are mountains, then why not. But the European Alps have been battling with too little snow for decades and the prevalent use of snow machines/cannons wreaks havoc on the environment. Ski slopes cause erosion and harm alpine fauna in Spring.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Pilgrim on March 26, 2023, 07:19:08 AM
If snow is plentiful in your neck of the woods and there are mountains, then why not. But the European Alps have been battling with too little snow for decades and the prevalent use of snow machines/cannons wreaks havoc on the environment. Ski slopes cause erosion and harm alpine fauna in Spring.

Right now I'm sitting in Pagosa Springs CO, where the snow total this year is 450 inches - so far.  This is an excellent snow year in CO, although it's an excessive snow year in California. The pass 20 miles north of this town (Wolf Creek) has had more than 2 feet of snow this week.  We came across that pass Tuesday in near white-out conditions; they closed the pass for 2.5 days just hours after we got through.

I haven't heard about environmental problems on ski slopes here, and there is a strong enough environmental movement that I would think I'd have heard more.  I'll be watching for it.  Of course, ski tourism (and summer tourism as well) is what keeps many of the old mountain mining towns going.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 26, 2023, 02:49:36 PM
Artificial snow is heavier than natural snow - it presses ground vegetation that would survive regular snow to death and compresses the ground underneath to an extent that very little grows in spring.

Skiing, once reserved for the locals and the rich, has become a mass phenomenon in Europe since the 70ies  - that is why every inch of possible skiing use is squeezed out of the Alps.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 26, 2023, 11:17:59 PM
Back to Gwyneth

Here’s the dangerous truth about Gwyneth Paltrow’s rectal ozone therapy (https://nypost.com/2023/03/26/heres-the-dangerous-truth-about-gwyneth-paltrows-rectal-ozone-therapy/)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 27, 2023, 04:45:40 AM
I get the feeling that the New York Post and Gwyneth aren't really close friends. Did she at any one point turn Mr Murdoch, that purveyor of truth and responsible journalism, down? Of course, he wouldn't ever let that color the reporting of his media.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 27, 2023, 06:48:57 AM
I get the feeling that the New York Post and Gwyneth aren't really close friends. Did she at any one point turn Mr Murdoch, that purveyor of truth and responsible journalism, down? Of course, he wouldn't ever let that color the reporting of his media.

No, not at all. NY Post is a tabloid. Lots of news and original reporting, but all the latest celebrity news is one of their features. At my age, I have no idea who most of them are. (Fake) reality show stars, models, butt-ugly women with giant fake lips, Pete Davidson (who the hell is he, anyway?), etc. get plenty of coverage. It  gets clicks.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 27, 2023, 08:43:57 AM
Gwyneth even draws attention in bass fora!

No idea how we got here. I was either innocent or just following orders, I can't remember which.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 28, 2023, 06:58:35 AM
Alas!, even that non-Murdoch-owned beacon of lefty liberalism called Guardian apparently doesn't like Gwyneth ...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/28/gwyneth-paltrow-ski-optometrist-court-utah

"Her Vagesty" -  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 28, 2023, 07:13:51 AM
That Guardian column is hilarious.

From what I've read of the trial so far, the plaintiff just isn't believable.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 28, 2023, 10:11:25 AM
I wasn't there, but Gwyneth's immediate reaction could perhaps have been a bit more on the compassionate side. If it had happened to me, I certainly wouldn't have left the scene before the other guy has seen ambulance care - THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT, RIGHT?!

It always angers me when I see two drivers arguing after a non-bodily-injury car accident/fender bender on who was to blame. In 9 out of 10 cases (and certainly in all car accidents I have been a participant in; sometimes it was me, sometimes the other guy) both know who the guilty party was, yet blaming the other participant is a national sport in Germany. What's so hard about "My fault, I'm truly sorry, are you alright?"
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Pilgrim on March 28, 2023, 11:42:29 AM
What's so hard about "My fault, I'm truly sorry, are you alright?"

I'd love it if that was practical.  Unfortunately in the litigious US, you don't dare utter a statement of responsibility.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 28, 2023, 05:13:48 PM
I'd love it if that was practical.  Unfortunately in the litigious US, you don't dare utter a statement of responsibility.

Not only that, your insurer will tell you not to.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 28, 2023, 09:00:39 PM
They tell the same thing in Germany. Don't visit accident victims either - bla bla ... The result is that policemen have to be called to determine what is self-evident. Waste of resources. And no insurer wins a case where someone has truthfully admitted fault, small print or not.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 29, 2023, 05:09:49 PM
Gwyneth is holding ground well - never bank on knocking an actress out in the witness chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBNZiGjAMe4
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 30, 2023, 06:38:13 AM
This (https://nypost.com/2023/03/30/gwyneth-paltrows-defense-grills-doctor-over-post-ski-crash-travels/) ought to put the final nail in the coffin of the plaintiff's case.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 30, 2023, 07:24:18 AM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around why he would sue her for only $300,000 - a pittance as US personal injury claims go, not attractive at all for the law firm acting for him from a contingency fee viewpoint and, frankly if (i) Gwyneth were to blame, and (ii) he had really suffered permanent damages from the accident, hardly an amount that would make any lasting difference to his life. He doesn't look like a pauper, had a more than decent job and his travelling around the world hardly indicates having had to look at every penny spent in the past (nor does skiing in a place where former Hollywood actresses, pop star-exes and successful female entrepreneurs in their own right also ski). Strange.

And if an other-origin mental deterioration led him down this path, it's even tragic.

Frau Paltrow has great composure. All the flak she has gotten for GOOP seems to have turned her into a tough little cookie. And she apparently stood up to Herr Weinstein's approaches too. Not everyone did. Plus she's apparently not easily bullied - other famous people pay hush money for things they are adamant to not have done.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 30, 2023, 07:54:59 AM
He sued for $3.1 million and included the ski resort as a defendant. A judge reduced the amount and dismissed the resort from the case.

I can't think of anyone famous who paid hush money.  ;D
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 30, 2023, 08:09:56 AM
Yeah, and much like the incumbent Governor of a reptile-ridden State, I have no personal experience in it either. (An innocent and most helpful comment that was if there ever was one.)  :mrgreen:

Hell, I would have probably paid money for an adult actress to falsely claim to have physically engaged with me!  ;D



Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 30, 2023, 04:19:49 PM
And so it goes, Gwyneth wins, while other celebrities will have to wait for their day in court.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/gwyneth-paltrow-utah-ski-crash-trial-verdict

(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ba81a0a01ddf5f7f1d5f089182f3ddfbe05fd848/169_0_5063_3038/master/5063.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none)

Whoever told her to counter-sue for just one Dollar was a PR genius.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 30, 2023, 04:22:22 PM
Now we really have to get back on track with the original topic of this thread of threads: Lieber Dave, have you noticed that our poll shows relatively limited support for your cherished view?  8)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on March 30, 2023, 06:38:37 PM
Now we really have to get back on track with the original topic of this thread of threads: Lieber Dave, have you noticed that our poll shows relatively limited support for your cherished view?  8)

It's rigged and stolen! It's a witch hunt!
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 30, 2023, 06:54:48 PM
Can anybody find Dave some votes?
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: gearHed289 on March 31, 2023, 06:56:45 AM
It's rigged and stolen! It's a witch hunt!
Can anybody find Dave some votes?

Well done gentlemen!  ;D
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on March 31, 2023, 07:34:52 AM
Ze ffferdict ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRMsU13DHNQ&t=121s

And Frau Paltrow once again a pillar of composure, no gloating or cheering, just a sigh of relief.

Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Pilgrim on March 31, 2023, 09:22:08 AM
I thought it was nice that she wished him well on the way out. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on April 01, 2023, 09:44:58 PM
I thought it was nice that she wished him well on the way out.

Tweet from writer Amber Sparks


Amber Sparks
@ambernoelle
I come from a long line of deeply petty women and I have to bow to this, an unsurpassed display of our tradition

·
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 02, 2023, 06:08:16 AM
He didn't see it as petty in the interview afterwards. She probably felt awkward walking by him and not saying anything. There is something like court room decorum. We'll never know what she actually thought, but in her testimonies she went out of her way not too sound vindictive or petty. The way she handled her divorce also doesn't really speak for her enjoying displays of pettiness.

His broken ribs certainly went hand in hand with her description of the accident, that he ran into her from behind. But I don't rule out that in a situation like this everyone involved remembers it differently.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on April 02, 2023, 11:05:16 AM
I haven't kept up with this case enough to have much of an opinion.  It was interesting, but I was too busy to follow it.  I do know that "I wish you well" was the last thing Kierkegaard's ex-girlfriend said to him in their last encounter.  She meant it, but when I hear of someone saying it, my mind often goes back to that.  It didn't help Kierkegaard with his life any.  Before the year was over, he had died of an uncertain illness.  I hope the ski collision guy has better luck with his life.  In the one article I did read about this case, it said he had both memory and vision problems.  Just those things, it seems, made it doubtful that this lawsuit should have ever occurred. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on April 08, 2023, 10:51:36 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4gBZqZd.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 09, 2023, 10:02:27 AM
And they’re scented too, though a bit on the fishy side, Dave opines.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on April 09, 2023, 04:38:46 PM
And they’re scented too, though a bit on the fishy side, Dave opines.

Your sense of smell is defective.

She's Gwynnocent of injuring the optometrist but she's still a quack.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 10, 2023, 02:25:57 PM
A paltrowy argument if I've ever heard one!

(https://chatelaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gwyneth-paltrow-doctor.jpg)

Her many scientific achievements are even the subject of a a book by now:

(https://books.google.de/books/publisher/content?id=CP8BDAAAQBAJ&pg=PP1&img=1&zoom=3&hl=en&bul=1&sig=ACfU3U1qYHRCvNWGJwW6nkOB8ktXqbCWtQ&w=1280)

Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on April 10, 2023, 07:39:56 PM
Now we know what she said.

(https://i.imgur.com/CHfxIoF.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on April 27, 2023, 04:57:08 AM
Took me a while to find this. Couldn't remember the name of the "product."

Scuzz Twittly (a/k/a comedy writer/director Trent Ward) supports my position.

https://youtu.be/phJpKG6Lqi0
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2023, 06:16:46 AM
Now we know what she said.

(https://i.imgur.com/CHfxIoF.jpg)

I think it was: "You now know where to stick my jade eggs, asshole."

Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2023, 07:15:43 AM
Took me a while to find this. Couldn't remember the name of the "product."

Scuzz Twittly (a/k/a comedy writer/director Trent Ward) supports my position.

https://youtu.be/phJpKG6Lqi0

Lieber Dave, it of course pains me how the 'positional support' for an old friend's olfactory ... uhum, let's call them figments for what they are ... now seems to need to rely on the more obscure elements of (sub)culture, but be that as it may.

Three things real quick, faster than you can lick a donut:

- Your disdain ignores evolution (well, that's always popular in the US of A) + biology, look up ---> pheromones,

- is merely culturally acquired, look up ---> Pilgrims, and to (riding) boot

- is utterly unhistorical in its denial of the obvious, look up ---> Napoleon.

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-an-urgent-missive-sent-to-josephine-home-in-three-days-don-t-wash-napoleon-bonaparte-105-87-36.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H5CkRND3Zc
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: 4stringer77 on April 27, 2023, 08:25:06 AM
Now we really have to get back on track with the original topic of this thread of threads: Lieber Dave, have you noticed that our poll shows relatively limited support for your cherished view?  8)

The science is settled!
https://flo.health/menstrual-cycle/health/symptoms-and-diseases/fishy-vaginal-odor

Haven't heard that Dr.Hook tune before. Here's a few on the subject I'm more familiar with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5muzAWv3N0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoH7n2RDS_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3y_6-9lD4
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2023, 09:59:25 AM
I would have never dared to even just insinuate this, lieber forestringer69, but you really think Dave brought this onto himself (and his nose) by simply choosing the wrong women?  :o :o :o :o

Dave, we need explanations.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on April 27, 2023, 04:18:17 PM
The only explanation is that you're wrong. Blind Boy Fuller was right, all those years ago. And stop stuffing the ballot box!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2023, 05:29:29 PM
I didn't touch the ballot box, I swear! I have this sophisticated South American origin electronic voting surveillance system, it tells me everything is alright está bien!

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/venezuelan-president-hugo-chavez-pwr4i92gk9kgbj59.gif)

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/0yZH8ysdQYpzXqWYDK/giphy.gif)
THAT  IS  NOT  A  BUD  LIGHT  !!!

Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: doombass on April 28, 2023, 02:39:55 PM
Whenever you miss some new Seinfeld Coffee Shop debates look no further than to: https://bassoutpost.com/index.php?board=1.0  Yes it's a Café too.

(https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/190822125225-01-seinfeld-file.jpg?q=x_0,y_0,h_1350,w_2399,c_fill/h_720,w_1280/f_webp)
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Rob on April 28, 2023, 05:45:25 PM
The only explanation is that you're wrong. Blind Boy Fuller was right, all those years ago. And stop stuffing the ballot box!  :mrgreen:
:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on May 03, 2023, 08:29:04 PM
The Gwyneth lawsuit is over. The plaintiff agreed not to appeal, and in return, Gwyneth agreed not to ask the court for for attorney fees from him.

We can all rest easy now.  ;D
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on May 04, 2023, 01:03:37 AM
And yet the question lingers: What EXACTLY happened on that slope and, moreover, how did it smell? We'll never know now.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Dave W on May 04, 2023, 07:02:27 AM
You know how it smelled, you just won't admit it.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: westen44 on May 04, 2023, 07:20:32 AM
I didn't read the whole thing.  I don't think it has been posted.  But she had a recent interview.  She was discussing guys she had known, etc.  She turned down Leonardo DiCaprio because she said he was too loose with the goods. 
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: uwe on May 04, 2023, 08:09:41 AM
You know how it smelled, you just won't admit it.

It has neffer bözzered me wiff ze präktisses I engäge in. Vee häff ze vvväys to make it gö away.

(https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/027/645/777/medium/maxxis-art-karl-ruprecht-kroenen-ps.jpg?1592145650)