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[lowend1]

You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.

Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...

[TBird1958]

You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.

I'll have to Beta test this here in the States 

[uwe]

Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...

True, I was once, around the mid-80ies, at an autopsy of a gentleman (I was studying law and had an internship at the state prosecutor's office which also has coroner duties in Germany) who hadn't survived the night for - initially - unknown reasons. His last meal in the evening had been Sauerbraten with Klöße (dumplings) and by the still apparent content of his stomach, digestion of dumplings is slow. Poor fellow, heart attack, but at least it happened in his sleep. A guy from our group fainted and I learned that an autopsied freshly dead human body smells an awful lot like a meat counter at a butcher - disconcertingly familiar. We're all mammals after all.

[uwe]

Lana is a one-trick-pony, but she entertains me.

[Dave W]

It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.

[morrow]

Given the recent prices of groceries I'm finding the public more desperate than gullible.

[uwe]

It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.

I politely disagree. With both. You degenerated Amis.

[Dave W]

I politely disagree. With both. You degenerated Amis.

Germans are unfailingly polite.

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'

[westen44]

Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 

[Dave W]

Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 

News flash: Nutcase celebrity finds a quack to agree with her.

I'm very sympathetic with anyone who has long covid, but I would never take her word that she has it.

No, she doesn't tell anyone else how to live, she just sells them snake oil.

[westen44]

I'm not agreeing with her.  I'm just pointing out that if she does actually have Long Covid, that could help explain her appearance.  That doesn't have anything to do with her insane practices such as inserting ozone into her anus.  That is beyond mad. 

[Dave W]

I know you weren't agreeing with her.

[Alanko]

All this talk of long Covid, but nobody wants to talk about wide Covid. 

I think Celebrity Long Covid has taken over from the Celebrity Lymes Disease they all had a few years back. A cover for years of heavy cocaine use, I reckon.

[uwe]

Germans are unfailingly polite.

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'

They just couldn't agree on a cut-off point for their dispute, apparently. Though they went to great lengths. Penile envy can be real hard on a friendship.

[OldManC]

I've always been a Pepsi man.