Guys: I don't see what the cause for celebration is if Dave calls a bearded guy with tattoos a doughnut bumper.
And in any case differences between a guy and a lesbian are miniscule at best, depending on the guy of course.
Thanks Mark, what a glorious story! I'll change my handle to Uweline now ... Everybody wants to be a lesbian for 15 minutes in his/her life.
That fretless Warwick was probably a Framus guitar then!!!