Finally, a Warwick player makes The Telegraph

[Aussie Mark]

re Lucy/Froover, from another forum ....

In checking the links, I see that the two most revealing posts under Exhibits A and B have been taken down, which diminishes the strength of the evidence considerably. Those posts were "froover" on the piercing forum posting a photo of "her" significant other, and "Viper_Baritone" (a male who occasionally posted photos of himself on that forum--something froover never did) on the Lonely Life forum telling the story of meeting a wonderful girl, who turns out to look exactly like froover's girl. But it is still possible to see "Lucy"'s tattoos on Gavin. (Also, for Exhibit A, it is necessary to search the forum for username froover, since the link is to my original search.)

The trail for our froover grows cold around the end of May 2011. I could find no traces of a Lucy Anderson in Fort William, UK (or Skye), so I began to suspect that that might not be her real name. Then I made a surprising discovery.

Exhibit A:

http://www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1019788

List of posts by froover on a body piercing forum. Note in particular the post in the thread "Post a Picture of Your Other Half." (The image filename is bestelizabeth.jpg.)

Exhibit B:

http://www.google.com/search?q=site:www.alonelylife.com%20user%20viper%20baritone

List of posts by Viper_Baritone on the forum A Lonely Life. In addition to the final post, note the one titled "dont know if tattoos count..."

Exhibit C:

http://s149.photobucket.com/albums/s74/froover/

froover's Photobucket album. Note in particular the following photos:


(Viper_Baritone and his girl.)


(froover's other half and some blonde.)




(froover's tattoos)

Exhibit D:

http://s499.photobucket.com/albums/rr356/viper_baritone/

Viper_Baritone's Photobucket album.

[Dave W]

Uwe will be so disappointed to find out that Lucy was fictional.

Thanks, Mark.

[uwe]

Guys: I don't see what the cause for celebration is if Dave calls a bearded guy with tattoos a doughnut bumper. 

And in any case differences between a guy and a lesbian are miniscule at best, depending on the guy of course. 

Thanks Mark, what a glorious story! I'll change my handle to Uweline now ... Everybody wants to be a lesbian for 15 minutes in his/her life.

That fretless Warwick was probably a Framus guitar then!!! 

[uwe]

Thinking about it: Weren't Froover's arm a bit too hairy - even for a lesbian non-shaver? Not to be splitting hairs, but we could have noticed that a tad bit earlier.

Step out and reveal yourself, bigfoot-woman!!!

[Dave W]

Now that the truth about froover is out, next Mark will tell us that Treena didn't really own all those basses. 

I don't remember froover's arm. But it doesn't hurt to keep in mind that any internet lesbian might really be a hairy guy with forearm tats -- or vice versa. 

[uwe]

In truth, I'm Jimmy Page.

[Pilgrim]

In truth, I'm Jimmy Page.

No.....

[uwe]

I will not have my raging heterosexuality dismissed in such a way!!! 

[Highlander]

I think I might have slipped between dimensions somewhere along the ol' time-coast... I'm just going to lie down in a darkened room to recoverer...

Er... just a thought... Uweline is not to far removed from Uwa which phonetically is not far removed from Froover so...

But if we're going for ambiguity...