Dear Uncle Vladimir

[Dave W]

I see you have a new SUV out. My birthday's coming up and I'd like one. Please?

SHERP

[Bionic-Joe]

WOW!! does that float on water??? Man....If it did that and could fly, I'd want one!!! Pretty Tough and overbuilt looking....

[Basvarken]

I wonder when the first celebrities will show up on Rodeo Drive with a pimped up Louis Vuitton version 

[Granny Gremlin]

So many preppers with massive hard ons right now.

[Rob]

I wonder when the first celebrities will show up on Rodeo Drive with a pimped up Louis Vuitton version 

Tomorrow?

[Dave W]

They need to put giant Yosemite Sam mudflaps on those rear wheels.

[66Atlas]

It's cute and all, and I like floaty bit. I'm not convinced those tires would hold up well on harder terrain.  Plus I really require a vehicle with more hauling capacity and functionality.



Unfortunately I cant find a local dealer and Amazon is out of stock 

[Highlander]

You are just looking in the wrong department stores, dear... the BAe Terrier comes in at just a smidge under $M8, dahling... Fully remote controlled too...

[Dave W]

I've seen a couple of SHERP stories, apparently it will sell for $65K.

[66Atlas]

The remote control feature alone makes the Terrier worth the extra investment. I could be destroying nations and digging holes all while sitting on my couch in my underwear.

[Highlander]

BAe could do with the extra business too...

[Lightyear]

I see you have a new SUV out. My birthday's coming up and I'd like one. Please?

SHERP

Pfffffttttt!!!  Where I live the the soccer mommies drive bigger trucks!   Granted, with 50" inch tires the trucks and SUVs will float some what but not for all that long. 

[Dave W]

Pfffffttttt!!!  Where I live the the soccer mommies drive bigger trucks!   Granted, with 50" inch tires the trucks and SUVs will float some what but not for all that long. 

I've noticed over the years that the smaller the soccer mom, the bigger the SUV she drives.

[FrankieTbird]

Speed of movement:
Maximal (on a higher transmission), 45 km/h

I'm out.

[Highlander]

... Collecting the kids...?