German technology wins again

[Dave W]

German carpenter invents on-off contraception switch for sperm

Now if he can just combine this technology with The Clapper.....

[Granny Gremlin]

Finally, a vasectomy with an apocalypse failsafe.  I'm not even kidding; my interest is piqued.

[uwe]

Okaaaaay ..., we don't have our reputation for cutting edge technology for nothing you know! Never mind how kill switches on wooden instruments are an acquired taste.

That said, I

- rejoice to hear that Dave, as a man his age, still takes an active, undiminished interest in questions of fertility (and how to prevent it),

- am convinced that the carpenter, when with his lady, must tie her hands (so-called bondage component to eliminate unwelcome scrotum rubbing), otherwise it's: "Baby, better not touch me there again or you might regret it in nine months from now ...".

As member of a forum dedicated to the universal scientific truth that physics cannot be fooled I further feel honor-bound to warn other members to not try any of this at home ...



OTOH: Maybe the phrase "It just clicked between the two of us in bed!" might take on a totally new - more apprehensive - meaning in the future?

[TBird1958]

No additional plumbing for my Poodle please 

Anal sex, it just makes sense 

[uwe]

Dr. Mark's easy household prescriptions for everyone:


fun's in the buns = no source of remorse!!!

No other forum puts as much light on the topic. Inspectors of truth, penetrators of subjects we are.

[Pilgrim]

As Uwe would put it, another example of his penetrating wit.

[TBird1958]

Dr. Mark's easy household prescriptions for everyone:


fun's in the buns = no source of remorse!!!

No other forum puts as much light on the topic. Inspectors of truth, penetrators of subjects we are.

You and your way with words 

[Dave W]

Just be sure to wear one of these.

[Highlander]

Oh...! No warning, Dave...!

[uwe]

The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...

[TBird1958]

The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...

You didn't mention that you'd purchased some during your visit - I'd imagine wool to be either good or bad under certain conditions............Outside during Winter months it could help with "shrinkage" 

[uwe]

I guess next to the pleasures of a real sheep that wooly contraption might find some stiff support after all.

[Pilgrim]

Wooly? Would that be the L.L. Bean black & red plaid version?

[uwe]

The discreet silence of the lambs.

[Granny Gremlin]

The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...

It's the Genghis Kahn Sig Model.