Good vibrations?

Dave W · December 09, 2015, 11:54:00 AM

Sausalito man loses appellate ruling in motorcycle erection lawsuit

uwe · December 09, 2015, 01:28:33 PM

That's hardly news, didn't Uncle Rob already sing in the 80ies: "The engine roars between my thighs ....". Here at 0:50, a few decades later.

Dave W · December 09, 2015, 05:46:02 PM

It's another plot by a German automaker.

Granny Gremlin · December 09, 2015, 06:16:56 PM

While on the topic of priapism, is anyone aware of how they treat that? It's not pretty - especially if the first option doesn't work and they need to escalate.

uwe · December 10, 2015, 05:03:20 AM

Jake, now just don't do overdo it with the Viagra and all will be swell.

As regards treatment options, Doctor Matthew in 18:8 & 9 has always recommended:

"If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire. If your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it from you. It is better for you to enter life with one eye, than to have two eyes and be cast into the fiery hell."

I'm appalled how you have obviously forgotten this, pagans of the north, tsk, tsk, tsk ...

Granny Gremlin · December 10, 2015, 07:03:12 AM

Oh I haven't forgotten, was just reminding y'all. Your puns are tastefully subtle today, bravo, but viagra is an expense I have not required to incur just yet.

uwe · December 10, 2015, 07:28:09 AM

"Tastefully subtle" - I invented both.

4stringer77 · December 10, 2015, 09:20:14 AM

Quote from: Granny Gremlin on December 09, 2015, 06:16:56 PM
While on the topic of priapism, is anyone aware of how they treat that? It's not pretty - especially if the first option doesn't work and they need to escalate.

Gruesome

uwe · December 10, 2015, 10:24:35 AM

Fair enough, but bald eagles have dislikes too.

Pilgrim · December 10, 2015, 10:51:45 AM

I find Uwe's pictures much more "deflating."

Using the ol' "bald eagle" metaphor, eh?

Dave W · December 10, 2015, 12:03:12 PM

You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.

Pilgrim · December 10, 2015, 01:53:15 PM

EEEK! A bald mouse! Killit!

uwe · December 11, 2015, 06:05:54 AM

Quote from: Dave W on December 10, 2015, 12:03:12 PM
You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.

Bullshit. At our age, you just enjoy it quietly and maybe call a couple of old friends to come on over quickly. Sequential happiness.

drbassman · December 11, 2015, 09:03:59 AM

Quote from: Dave W on December 10, 2015, 12:03:12 PM
You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.

I thought you were supposed to whack it with a Bible? Either way, my wife never complained about the vibes from our Harleys. She seemed pleased to ride anytime I suggested it! Over 50,000 miles one year! Whew!

Pilgrim · December 11, 2015, 09:12:50 AM

Dat 'splains the smiles while riding.