Here's your chance

Started by Dave W, April 23, 2015, 03:58:16 PM

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Dave W

Job Opening - Product Manager for Gibson Brands

Come on now, who's going to step up and apply? Just think, you could establish a Department of Chrome.  :)

Highlander

Department of Chrome...? sung to the Alice tune Dept of Youth...? :mrgreen:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Pilgrim

I think Mark should change his band's name to "Department of Chrome".  It would fit.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

OldManC

All you need to know about why they never get it right these days. Under minimum qualifications:

"Minimum of 5 years of successful product management experience, preferably aligned to retail luxury/lifestyle products."

Who cares if you even like, let alone play or appreciate fine, EXPENSIVE musical instruments.

TBird1958



I think the right man for the job is a purple haired Drag Queen.  ;)
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Highlander

Forward the CV to Henry, right away... no time to waste, your Purpleness... ;)
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

Department of Chrome? I'd be the Director of f***ing pitch-black Darkness!



Plus the immediate reintroduction of the Continental V in a limited edition of, errrm, one.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

And here's how you could tour the US:

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Granny Gremlin

Quote from: Dave W on April 23, 2015, 03:58:16 PM
Just think, you could establish a Department of Chrome.  :)

Nickel, dammit; NICKELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Quote from: uwe on April 17, 2014, 03:19:20 PM
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)

uwe

We actually saw the plant in Nashville (and the one in Memphis too, it's downtown). Pretty non-descript, in a commercial area with lots of logistics companies, could use some new shine and comparatively small. We saw what must have been the packing station through a window (we were there when it was closed), looked surprisingly mom & pop to me.

My only comparison is the Warwick factory which I saw in the late nineties on a tour and which was much more modern and mechanized. As large or even larger too.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

Quote from: uwe on April 24, 2015, 08:18:21 AM
Plus the immediate reintroduction of the Continental V in a limited edition of, errrm, one.

Err... two...? didn't the other one slip through the net, to all intents and purposes...? ;)

Quote from: uwe on April 24, 2015, 08:18:21 AM
I'd be the Director of f***ing pitch-black Darkness!

Vin Hornung, my Lord...? :vader:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

mc2NY


None of us qualify.

Notice none of the requirements state any knowledge of the MImindustry, musical instruments or related products is required.

FYI....Any of my friends who have been Gibson Product Managers and left have nothing good to say.


Nocturnal

Quote from: mc2NY on April 25, 2015, 11:23:24 AM
None of us qualify.

Notice none of the requirements state any knowledge of the MImindustry, musical instruments or related products is required.

FYI....Any of my friends who have been Gibson Product Managers and left have nothing good to say.

Fender has been local here for quite a while now. Most current or former employees that you speak with have very little positive to say about them. I think a lot of people that love guitars/music go into these places with certain ideas of what it is going to be, and then find out that it is a large corporation run just like other large corporations and the fact that guitars are involved is the only thing that separates this company from one that makes ovens. Both companies are guilty of attempting to attach their brand to a "lifestyle" and sometimes it really shows IMO.
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exiledarchangel

Quote from: uwe on April 24, 2015, 08:18:21 AM
Department of Chrome? I'd be the Director of f***ing pitch-black Darkness!



Plus the immediate reintroduction of the Continental V in a limited edition of, errrm, one.

And here my dear friends is one very rare picture of the Total f***ing Darkness prototype, it is a black Gibson Continental V with black hardware of course.
Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!

Highlander

No, you got that one mixed up with the black-cat-in-the-coal-cellar picture...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...