I take it that high backing vocals in a symphonic metal band are something of an asset, no? "Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either. Or maybe "Rapture of the Testicle".
That said, I have prudently cancelled my recent streamer cannon order.
Seriously, what a freak accident and
I hope the best for our fellow bassist and his testicle, there is however historic evidence that you can still be fertile with just one.