Senior text abbreviations

Started by Pilgrim, July 20, 2014, 09:15:36 PM

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Pilgrim

July 20, 2014, 09:15:36 PM
This may help others who are my age.  There are other versions circulating with changes here and there...

ATD – At The Doctor
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered By Medicare
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
SGGP – Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL – Talk To You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTF – Wet The Furniture
BFF – Best Friend Farted
CGU – Can't Get Up
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

#1
July 20, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.

nofi

#2
July 21, 2014, 08:12:20 AM Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 10:23:14 AM by nofi
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:
"life is a blur of republicans and meat"- zippy the pinhead

Pilgrim

#3
July 21, 2014, 09:12:53 AM
Would one of them be the founder of SalesForce?   ;)
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

TBird1958

#4
July 21, 2014, 09:44:13 AM


It's missing this one:

GOML = Get Off My Lawn  :o

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gweimer

#5
July 21, 2014, 10:08:58 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 21, 2014, 09:44:13 AM

It's missing this one:

GOML = Get Off My Lawn  :o

Shouldn't that be GOMFL?   :o
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TBird1958

#6
July 21, 2014, 02:05:22 PM

If your speaking in Clevelandese - yes!  ;) 
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Rob

#7
July 21, 2014, 06:54:32 PM
Quote from: Dave W on July 20, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.
HAHAHAHA

rahock

#8
July 22, 2014, 05:43:56 AM
Quote from: nofi on July 21, 2014, 08:12:20 AM
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:

My old buddy , Joe Messina guitarist for the Funk Brothers, ran the band for Soupys night show. He had a lot of stories to tell ;D.
Rick

Dave W

#9
July 22, 2014, 02:13:42 PM
I may have posted this before.

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