Really, Gibson? I thought this was from The Onion!

[Highlander]

Kenny can tell everything apart.

... with notable exceptions... (cue Frauelein...)

I know spending a penny has suffered from inflation, and just in case there is miscommunication...

Glaswegian Lament... Here I sit, broken hearted, paid ma penny an' only farted...
Glaswegian Rapture... Here I sit, crafty an' artful, paid ma penny an' dropped a cartful...

[66Atlas]

Bass in the video looks like a John Birch style bridge to me but certainly doesnt mean it is one...

[uwe]

Jim played John Birch stuff all the time, so it might very well be. Scott has one of his models - the maple board SG Jim Lea would mainly play in his later years.

[TBird1958]

... with notable exceptions... (cue Frauelein...)

I know spending a penny has suffered from inflation, and just in case there is miscommunication...

Glaswegian Lament... Here I sit, broken hearted, paid ma penny an' only farted...
Glaswegian Rapture... Here I sit, crafty an' artful, paid ma penny an' dropped a cartful...

Isn't Noddy playing H's guitar?

[uwe]

He might. Dave Hill played a lot of them. Noddy is certainly "thumbing" it in his own idiosyncratic way though, he would do that live too on the ballads.

Such a tender, romantic and metaphor-rich love song:

"Did you discover that ooh I'm a lover
When we took a tumble or two
Were you surprised when you tried me for size
You bit off more than you could chew

If you're in for a penny, you gotta be in for a pound ..."

[66Atlas]

Sounds like a good one to play as my bride walks down the aisle in April.

[TBird1958]

I'm 93 and she's 16........................ 

[uwe]

I'm 93 and she's 16........................ 

A Slade lyric?

[gearHed289]

I'm 93 and she's 16........................ 

And I think I'm goin blind...

[uwe]

Danke. A Kiss lyric.

[TBird1958]

Danke. A Kiss lyric.