Now there's a pill that makes you a better bass player

[ilan]

http://gizmodo.com/a-pill-that-lets-adults-learn-perfect-pitch-as-easily-a-1495105058

[Highlander]

... but will it make me a better person...?

[Dave W]

Will it improve the lead singer's personality?

[uwe]

Do not jest. You know how Viagra got started.

[Pilgrim]

Do not jest. You know how Viagra got started.

If your sustain lasts more than 4 hours, call a luthier.....

[gweimer]

If your sustain lasts more than 4 hours, call a luthier.....

If my sustain lasts more than 4 hours, I'm calling EVERYONE.   

[Pilgrim]

4-hour sustain might indicate a problem in the wood.   

[uwe]

You mean with the truss rod?

[gweimer]

Nothing that a little twist of the nut won't fix.

[uwe]

You beat me to it! I was gonna muse how a much overlooked and largely forgotten similarity of Viagra and allen wrenches is how they both tighten nuts.

And we haven't even discussed the importance of the saddle position yet.

[gweimer]

Or polishing the neck.

[drummer5359]

[rahock]

Well, it's looks like I showed up late for this thread. All the good wise ass comments have already been made . Bastards .
Rick

[uwe]

I love that song! Never had heard anything from her, didn't even know she had a famous husband, but now you have me hooked!

[Pilgrim]

Agreed, cool tune.  I enjoyed it.

The video took me back to Yellow Submarine....