Goats Yelling Like Humans

Started by OldManC, February 15, 2013, 02:53:53 PM

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OldManC



Some of these are disturbingly amazing.

westen44

From what I've heard people say, goats can sometimes be super annoying. 
It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society.  It's those who write the songs.

--Blaise Pascal

uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W


Dave W

A big improvement over the original!





Even the goats can't save this one


drbassman

LOL, I'm dying here at my desk!!!!  I hadn't seen the goat videos before.  My daughter and son were in 4-H for years and she had to have goats in addition to sheep, rabbits, cats, dogs......geez!  After a year, I made her get ride of the goats.  Nasty, smelly and very smart. 

Never own a barnyard animal with an IQ above 100.  They were constantly getting out of the pasture and into trouble in the barn.  The stupid sheep would just stand there and watch them.  If they had any brains at all, they would have followed them!  My daughter still teases me about making her give the goats to another 4-H kid.  I never missed them for a second.  I would never own another one!
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

Pilgrim

My mom adopted an angora goat.  Damn thing had two favorite pastimes: eating her roses and climbing on top of cars.  We ended up putting a dog collar around her horns and chaining her to a big cable spool sitting on its side.  She could jump on top and graze all around it...and it kept her off cars.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

Another one. The goats definitely improve Whiney Houston's gawdawful butchering of Dolly Parton's I Will Always Love You. Even so, it still needs more goat and less Whiney.


uwe

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Oh come on, Dave, Whitney's version was a classic and even a first or early take. Dolly is a fine singer, but Whitney made that song her own. In her prime, she was a great singer with rhythmic and tonal precision and a voice that could go from velvet to raw.

Here I am defending Whitney Houston in the LBO - what is wrong with me? :mrgreen:

Maybe I just liked that crypto-deflowering scene when ole Kevin dropped her scarf on his Samurai sword ...
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

I'm with you, Uwe.  I think Houston's version is quite moving and well sung.  It doesn't have an excess of vocal tricks, and it's memorable.

There are a number of artists who I may not follow in general, but who have specific recordings that I really like.  Kid Rock's All Summer Long is one; I am not a Kid Rock fan at all, nor did I like Sweet Home Alabama (too redneck for me) but I really thought the Kid Rock number was clever and well done.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

Quote from: uwe on March 08, 2013, 07:25:07 AM
Oh come on, Dave, Whitney's version was a classic and even a first or early take. Dolly is a fine singer, but Whitney made that song her own. In her prime, she was a great singer with rhythmic and tonal precision and a voice that could go from velvet to raw.

Here I am defending Whitney Houston in the LBO - what is wrong with me? :mrgreen:

Maybe I just liked that crypto-deflowering scene when ole Kevin dropped her scarf on his Samurai sword ...

Oh no, you're one of them.

It was never one of my favorite Dolly songs, too much melsima. But Whitney took a decent song and made it beyond nauseating to listen to. Horrible. Worse yet, it's one of the reasons the trend of mistaking melisma for musical talent got started.

IMHO she was a terrible singer.

Pilgrim

Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?   ;D
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

Quote from: Pilgrim on March 08, 2013, 09:09:58 AM
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?   ;D

Note my latest sig line.  :P

Pilgrim

Quote from: Dave W on March 08, 2013, 09:20:16 AM
Note my latest sig line.  :P

I thought they revoked his concealed carry permit.   ???
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."