Be careful who you touch on the bus

[fur85]

So my wife asked me yesterday, "What's the capital of Congo?" and I googled "capital of Congo" and this was one of the results. Yikes!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/penis-theft-panic-hits-co_n_98181.html

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

Yikes is right! Don't know what else to say about that.   

[Dave W]

She turned me into a newt!



(I got better...)

[uwe]

I could have told you as I lived there from 1972 to 1976: Kinshasa. My - then still fledgling -manhood escaped unscathed I thought .... I always did wonder though why nature hasn't endowed me a bit more ... Is that the explanation after all these years I cry? 

[TBird1958]

 "I always did wonder though why nature hasn't endowed me a bit more ... Is that the explanation after all these years I cry? "

 You know......we can always dress you up like a woman.  I meet more girls that way, esp in womens restroom.

[uwe]

(with dread) But you don't visit these places to actually sit down, do you, Mark?

[TBird1958]

 Oh no! Not me. I'm one those classy broads. 

[uwe]

I feel reliefed now.

[TBird1958]

 "(with dread) But you don't visit these places to actually sit down, do you, Mark?"

Not to scare you too much but actually I do...........................Its never been a problem anywhere.

[uwe]

It's against nature. Our ureter doesn't work that way.

[fur85]

I always sit when I'm at home. It prevents the splashing and dribbling that can lead to a malodorous powder room.

[TBird1958]

 "When in Rome do as the Romans"..........................
When in the ladies room, do as the ladies.........

When I'm at home, yeah there too. Always time for a brief glance thru the Musician's friend catalog 

[uwe]

I always sit when I'm at home. It prevents the splashing and dribbling that can lead to a malodorous powder room.

A victim to female propaganda. 

[uwe]

"When in Rome do as the Romans"..........................
When in the ladies room, do as the ladies.........

When I'm at home, yeah there too. Always time for a brief glance thru the Musician's friend catalog 

And they always say we can't multitask!

[TBird1958]

 I just wish it wasn't printed on such slick paper