Four legs good, two legs bad

Started by Dave W, October 02, 2012, 02:41:35 PM

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Dave W


Pilgrim

Stories of legendary events in rural feuds come to mind.  Not a good way to go.
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uwe

#2
A walk in the porc, a step in the dark ...



The friendliness of suidae to man is often overestimated:



Now we're really hogging it up:











We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958


That's gonna be some queer tastin' bacon  ;)
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uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

patman

that's what I think when I come home at night (get greeted by my dog...good) my wife...bad.

gweimer

Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

rahock

When we convert to bacon for currency I expect we will see a lot more of this. Non productive family members in the hog raising community will likely be fed to the hogs and viewed as an investment. This will put the lazy and the elderly at considerable risk, but overall, it could be good for the economy ;D.
Rick

Iome

The HOG? Isn't that where Scott buys his Gibson basses? Did the guy ask for chrome on his Tbird?

Dave W

A very old joke, but maybe some of you haven't heard of A Pig Like That

Highlander

Ah... you are what you eat... (hmm, what does that make me?)

Mark... not as queer as you might think... it is well documented that human flesh (known as "long-pork") tastes like pork... the "taste" is even referenced in Dr Livingstones accounts from Africa...

The original piglets used in the film "Babe" all got eaten but that was before the film was a hit...

They were more "sensitive" about the later film's star/s... ;D
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TBird1958




"Long Pork"......................

;D My mind wanders a bit far at times.
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

gweimer

Quote from: TBird1958 on October 03, 2012, 02:12:40 PM


"Long Pork"......................

;D My mind wanders a bit far at times.

Not really.  It goes to the same place, and it's apparently close at hand.   :mrgreen:
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

Highlander

(What have I done...? what have I done...?)
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...