If the wood lasts more than 4 hours, it must be eliminated!
I'm sure there must be a couple of Indian widows out there for whom the wood can be put to good, albeit ritual use.
Ah, yes, the Herr Administrator asked me for a serious contribution. What am I to say about this wood affair that doesn't sound gloating now? I believed from day one that Gibson was guilty as hell. Hey, I'm an attorney, I'm surrounded by people who have never done anything wrong in their lives, but always, miraculously, end up in deep shit and need my help. But after 25 years in the business I recognize a bad case of facts when I see it.
Call me gullible, but they don't just raid your plant and its wood stocks for nothing. And I said right from the start that submissive cooperation is the way to
get crawl out of this with the least PR repercussions. But that was before I knew that Obama wasn't born in America and hates all Republican entrepreneurs (and those who pretend to be if it fits their purposes) which is why he has them all raided sooner or later based on false allegations. Fender, Taylor, EBMM, Ric and Martin were only spared because they are owned by rampant socialists or Democrats which is really the same thing. Or perhaps they only procured and used legal woods, but that just proves my point. Conspiration theories defy logic.
I'm happy that at least a couple of my colleagues made some decent money retrieving Henry out of the hole he had dug for himself. I sure hope the lawyers' bills were painful. Justice done.