Another flawless Top 10 list from Gibson

Started by lowend1, January 17, 2012, 06:29:38 PM

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gweimer

#1
January 17, 2012, 06:50:08 PM
...thud...
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Denis

#2
January 17, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
Wow, most of those were obvious.

Mick Fleetwood and John McVie should have made this list, but then that means the compilers would have actually had to have heard of them.
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Psycho Bass Guy

#3
January 17, 2012, 08:49:19 PM
...just when you thought it was impossible to have a more inane top ten list than Rolling Stone, Gibson comes along and shows them how it's really done!

Dave W

#4
January 17, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
"At Gibson.com, we simply can't get enough of that cascading cannon-style drum sound, and little competes with a flawlessly executed, funky slap-and-pop bassline."

Well, that sure explains Jack and Meg White.  :rolleyes:

It may also help explain why Gibson is so clueless when it comes to bass.

Pilgrim

#5
January 17, 2012, 10:59:33 PM
At least I've heard of some of the bands....
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gearHed289

#6
January 18, 2012, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Dave W on January 17, 2012, 10:00:48 PM"and little competes with a flawlessly executed, funky slap-and-pop bassline."

They apparently think it's still 1990.  :-\

Dave W

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January 18, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: gearHed289 on January 18, 2012, 10:31:42 AM
They apparently think it's still 1990.  :-\

1990 would also fit in with the Novoselic sig bass and the look of the cheap new Epi/Tobias Toby models.

SGD Lutherie

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January 18, 2012, 07:18:54 PM
Quote from: Dave W on January 17, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
"At Gibson.com, we simply can't get enough of that cascading cannon-style drum sound, and little competes with a flawlessly executed, funky slap-and-pop bassline."

Well, that sure explains Jack and Meg White.  :rolleyes:


Plus, Meg White is an awful drummer!

Pilgrim

#9
January 19, 2012, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Dave W on January 17, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
"At Gibson.com, we simply can't get enough of that cascading cannon-style drum sound, and little competes with a flawlessly executed, funky slap-and-pop bassline."


That would be why Duck Dunn doesn't play a Gibson.
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Denis

#10
January 19, 2012, 08:31:45 PM
Quote from: SGD Lutherie on January 18, 2012, 07:18:54 PM
Plus, Meg White is an awful drummer!

Would that be why there's no bassist in that band?
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Clocks.

Psycho Bass Guy

#11
January 19, 2012, 10:24:22 PM
Quote from: SGD Lutherie on January 18, 2012, 07:18:54 PM
Plus, Meg White is an awful drummer!

You're watching the wrong vibrating orbs with her.  ;) Them puppies keep good time.

nofi

#12
January 20, 2012, 08:16:36 AM
not every band wants or needs a bass player.
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gweimer

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January 20, 2012, 09:53:29 AM
Quote from: nofi on January 20, 2012, 08:16:36 AM
not every band wants or needs a bass player.

The devil you say....
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exiledarchangel

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January 20, 2012, 12:46:28 PM
Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on January 19, 2012, 10:24:22 PM
You're watching the wrong vibrating orbs with her.  ;) Them puppies keep good time.

+1. Here's my rule for that kind of situations: for any given female musician, the sum of boobs and talent remains constant.
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