Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

[Dave W]

I've been saying this for years, but now somebody has photographic evidence. 

I rest my case. 

[Barklessdog]

It's always amazed me how anyone thinks she is beautiful???

[TBird1958]

 Reminds me of a joke!:  Ric Ocasek walks into a bar...Bartender says: Ric, why the long face?  

[uwe]

She's not beautiful, but in a nervous breakdown way I find her appealing and memorable. You'd have a long face too if you were married to Matthew Broderick!

But, of course, we all know that Dave's heart is already impounded as regards blond actresses:



And no complaints about her facial hair! I, like Dave, think it's cute.

[TBird1958]

 I have less facial hair than her!......Well sometimes

[Barklessdog]

In Iron Man she showed how she is just kind of eh. Even when she tried to be hot, it was still eh...

[angrymatt]

I've always been repulsed by her.  I had one girlfriend once who used to force me to sit through that horrid show every weekend.  It didn't last long.

[Nocturnal]

S.J.P. was the first woman I ever heard refered to as a "butter face". You know, she has a great body, but her face...... That term could have been invented for her.

[chromium]

Save Ferris!

[Basvarken]

she has a great body

She's an anorexic if you ask me. Not really attractive IMHO.

[Dave W]

SJP is definitely a butterface, and with an annoying voice to boot.

Here's an even more revealing pic: 




NOTE TO UWE: I stopped taking your Gwyneth bait years ago. Give it up. 

[Chris P.]

About the first pic: On which side is SJP? Left or right?

[Captcolour]

I'm thinking the other end of the horse works too.

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

NOTE TO UWE: I stopped taking your Gwyneth bait years ago. Give it up. 

I'll take Gwyneth then!

[OldManC]