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Shania Is Single!
« on: May 22, 2008, 06:25:32 PM »
Last week's news, I know....but when you read WHY you won't fokking believe it!

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/05/shania-twain-got-dumped-for-this-thing.html

This can't be true! If it is....they oughta send Mutt off to the Funny Farm.

Anyway....

Shania is single!
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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 03:47:08 AM »
She is just so naturally beautiful!  Shania that is!   :P
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 04:30:32 AM »
Good thing. Now she will have a chance that on her future records the noise gated-to-hell snare drum will not sound like it was lifted straight off Def Lep's Hysteria. Times do change, you know, Mutt Lange just never noticed.

Compared to someone like Rosanna Cash or Lucinda Williams, Frau Twain's music equates to how a McDonalds sundae compares to homemade icecream. I always suspected Mutt Lange to be largely responsible for that.

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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 07:59:23 AM »
She's beautiful but not punk enough for me.  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 10:53:46 AM »
A very good friend of mine has the pet theory that uglier women will always be better lays: "Good looking ones don't put any effort into it because they don't have to."

I'm just quoting him, ok?!
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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 11:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Dave W on May 23, 2008, 07:59:23 AM
She's beautiful but not punk enough for me.  ;D

 ;D That made me think of this...


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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 11:35:18 AM »

 Mutt's kinda cute tho...... :gay:

You guys go ahead and fight over Shania.
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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 03:35:35 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on May 23, 2008, 07:59:23 AM
She's beautiful but not punk enough for me.  ;D

She may not be Punk, but she's METAL!!!! |m|_ ^_^ _|m|

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Re: Shania Is Single!
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 09:27:16 AM »
Quote from: uwe on May 23, 2008, 04:30:32 AM


Compared to someone like Rosanna Cash or Lucinda Williams, Frau Twain's music equates to how a McDonalds sundae compares to homemade icecream. I always suspected Mutt Lange to be largely responsible for that.

Uwe

Shania sings too?  Wow, I never noticed!   :P
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