What your favorite classic rock band says about you.

[Denis]

The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.

Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.

Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.

The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

Badfinger: You are a Beatle.

Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.

Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.

Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.

Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms.

David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.

The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter's roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to "NO LOITERING" signs.

ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.

Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.

Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don't stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.

Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.

AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly.

Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.

Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.

Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat.

Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain.

Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.

Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.

Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.

Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.

Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet.

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.

Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars.

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.

Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer.

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.

Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.

Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.

Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.

Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.

Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it's cocaine.

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

[nofi]

ish, i guess i'm canned heat. i do have three stereo systems  and no car. i have a truck.

[ack1961]

there's some good stuff in there.
(sweats to a funeral: guilty)

[fur85]

Love this one:

Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.

[gweimer]

Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

That should be Shawn Phillips, but nobody really remembers him.

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

JACKPOT!

[nofi]

phillips picked up pete robinnson from quatermass if i recall. great band.

[Nocturnal]

This one doesn't fit me but I thought it was pretty funny:

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

[Dave W]

Funny stuff.

Good thing I don't have a favorite. 

[gweimer]

Funny stuff.

Good thing I don't have a favorite. 

So you're saying that they all apply to you?   

[Droombolus]

That should be Shawn Phillips, but nobody really remembers him.

I do ! Claims Donovan has stolen a lot of his songs...... He was credited for Little Tin Soldier which I've got on my repertoire ( when I'm in the singing with the ol' acoustic g't*r mode ) for ages. If only I could get an acoustic band together ........

The Ted Nugent line of course should have read: You've got the uncontrolable urge to by a lot of guns

[nofi]

the santana one is perfect.

[gweimer]

I do ! Claims Donovan has stolen a lot of his songs...... He was credited for Little Tin Soldier which I've got on my repertoire ( when I'm in the singing with the ol' acoustic g't*r mode ) for ages. If only I could get an acoustic band together ........

The Ted Nugent line of course should have read: You've got the uncontrolable urge to by a lot of guns

More like hunting bows.

[Lightyear]

More like hunting bows.

With Ted it's more general I would imagine - think weapons 

[Dave W]

So you're saying that they all apply to you?   

From the descriptions, I come closest to being a Rush fan. Hey, I like my flashlight!

I've never owned anything by Rush and about 2/3 of the other bands and rarely listen to the ones I do.

YMMV.

[Highlander]

With Ted it's more general I would imagine - think *weapons 

* very big

Rush... guilty as charged... but which torch...?