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Started by sniper, February 18, 2011, 09:11:15 AM

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TBird1958

#30
February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM


Trust me here..... I'm good at "it"

   6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 
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Lightyear

#31
February 21, 2011, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM

Trust me here..... I'm good at "it"

   6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 

Certainly brings new meaning to the term "DEAD WOOD"  ;D

exiledarchangel

#32
February 22, 2011, 12:47:26 AM
Dead wood eaten by fungus....... :P
Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!

Basshappi

#33
February 22, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM

    6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 

Hell, if I'm sporting a woody for 4+ hours I'm calling a press conference!
Nothing is what it seems but everthing is exactly what it is.

TBird1958

#34
February 22, 2011, 09:15:28 AM Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 11:39:09 AM by TBird1958
Quote from: Basshappi on February 22, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
Hell, if I'm sporting a woody for 4+ hours I'm calling a press conference!


I can see the headline now..............

"Man seen carrying telephone pole"   :o
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Pilgrim

#35
February 22, 2011, 10:23:16 AM
Quote from: Lightyear on February 21, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Um, Sting claims six plus hours with his tantric meditation :rolleyes:

But I have a theory that this could turn you into a pompus ass  ;D

Possibly even a badly chafed one.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Lightyear

#36
February 22, 2011, 06:48:59 PM

Highlander

#37
February 24, 2011, 01:21:32 PM
Dead wood..?

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

#38
February 24, 2011, 02:53:00 PM
Why are you always confusing things, Kenny?  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: He said Ed Wood.

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#39
February 24, 2011, 03:08:22 PM


"More transvestites! I need more transvestites"






  ;D
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

#40
February 24, 2011, 03:18:07 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 03:26:45 PM by uwe
One seems plenty around here!  :rimshot:

Ok, one-and-a-half then. Dubious events surrounding Herr Fräulein Carlston have never really been sufficiently cleared. Not to scientific certainty at least and therefore to this forum's exacting, yes, even excruciating and rightfully so standards.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#41
February 24, 2011, 03:26:09 PM
I has hearin' issues, Boss...



I still fondly remember seeing Plan 9 on a special showing at a screen in London some years back... believe it or not, it is being re-made...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

#42
February 24, 2011, 03:31:35 PM
The Fifties were an innocent age.

Back then, they would have taken Fräulein Rommel to Area 51 and confined her there.  :mrgreen:
 


We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#43
February 24, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Nonsense...!
Nothing new here... perfectly normal behaviour...



Ahh... of course... she's over there... (I can see you're more than a match for me... ;D)
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

TBird1958

#44
February 24, 2011, 03:59:50 PM
Quote from: uwe on February 24, 2011, 03:31:35 PM
The Fifties were an innocent age.

Back then, they would have taken Fräulein Rommel to Area 51 and confined her there.  :mrgreen:
 

  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............Cold body cavity probe anyone?  ;)
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...
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