Segway Owner rolls off cliffs & dies

Started by Barklessdog, September 27, 2010, 11:41:44 AM

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Barklessdog

Had to make sure it was not April 1st.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/2748376,segway-owner-dies-heselden-092710.article
QuoteA wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday.

So easy a chimp can do it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-w7kZwU14&feature=related

uwe

I always had a hunch that they wouldn't fly very well.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
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I bet he was distracted by thoughts of how to properly boil his dinner....................
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Barklessdog

I guess if you're going to die why not go out in humor?

He made a lot of people giggle today. I have horrible thoughts of a John Cleese or Benny Hill gag.

chromium

Maybe the long & winding road was to blame...



:rimshot:

Denis

Now that he has transitioned from life to death perhaps they should now rename it "Segue"...
Why did Salvador Dali cross the road?
Clocks.

dadagoboi

Unfortunately it wasn't the guy who invented it.

Dave W

Quote from: dadagoboi on September 27, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
Unfortunately it wasn't the guy who invented it.

Why unfortunate? I saw a special about Dean Kamen (the inventor) back when Segway was in prototype stage, seemed like an earnest guy and talented inventor. Does he have a dark side?


dadagoboi

I was being slightly snarky. 

IMO Segways are a motorized means of transportation and should not be allowed on sidewalks or other pedestrian spaces.  It's an invention in search of a purpose.  Of course I also think that if you want to play golf you should walk the course or play the miniature version.

uwe

Falling over a cliff is a most displeasurable thing, whether you have warranty claims or not.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

godofthunder

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Nocturnal

There is a guy that works for my wife who was unable to pass the driving test, but was able to use a Segway. After owning it for a couple of weeks, he ran into sprinkle water runoff and flipped the Segway into the street causing a traffic accident. Luckily he was insured and no one was hurt. I think we would all be better off if he just rode the damn bus!
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chromium

Quote from: Nokturnal on September 27, 2010, 08:52:38 PM
I think we would all be better off if he just rode the damn bus!

He should try a Segway Lite!



Freuds_Cat

He souded like a really humble and generous guy from reading that article.  :-\
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