Some tribe would adopt Mark as their fertility godess - he'd have it good.
Don't they toss the goddess into the volcano!? No, wait, that's a virgin that they toss into the volcano! You'll be quite safe Mark!
I am your Queen Not that kind of Queen .........the other much more fun kind.
Did you have to pass the virginity tests when you became the Queen?
Hymen, unlike finish, influences sound though.