Hello Last Bass Outposters!

[Garrett]

Thanks for the warm welcome....It`s appreciated!

[Pilgrim]

Nice to see a new face. Here's the lowdown: there's a lot weird anal sex jokes, WWII references and car/motorcycle nuts on here, so in case any thread ever gets too boring or stays too much on topic, drop a mention of any of those and you're golden.

Nudge nudge, wink wink, knowwhutImean?

[gweimer]

Thanks for the warm welcome....It`s appreciated!

OK, he's one of us!

[lowend1]

Nice to see a new face. Here's the lowdown: there's a lot weird anal sex jokes, WWII references and car/motorcycle nuts on here, so in case any thread ever gets too boring or stays too much on topic, drop a mention of any of those and you're golden.

You forgot bananas, squirrels and model trains

[gweimer]

and model trains...

going into long, dark tunnels.   

[Highlander]

Billy... thank you...

[Pilgrim]

You forgot bananas, squirrels and model trains

And an aversion to the color purple. 

[Lightyear]

Sorry, late to the show again   But welcome aboard!

Lets not forget the other official test question:  Chrome or black/plastic?

Oh, and if you are posting pics of anything chrome kindly make sure that you are properly clothed  

[Freuds_Cat]

My only recommendation to you Garrett would be to buy a plastic cover for your keyboard. Much coffee, by many here has been ejaculated over computer components since I've been here.

[lowend1]

My only recommendation to you Garrett would be to buy a plastic cover for your keyboard. Much coffee, by many here has has been ejaculated over computer components since I've been here.

I'm not buying the notion that this was a Feudian Slip.

[Freuds_Cat]

I'm not buying the notion that this was a Feudian Slip.

Awwwww Billy!       

[exiledarchangel]

There should be a "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" sign on this forum...

[Denis]

Welcome, Garrett!

[Highlander]

There should be a "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" sign on this forum...

A smattering of culture from our Philosophy department, but wasn't Dante Italian...?

Awwwww Billy!       

I've previously recommended the washable keyboards that are available...

Lets not forget the other official test question:  Chrome or black/plastic?

I'm not standing for that (err.. well actually, I have to admit to the fact that I rarely stand and type...) - "or gold..." and we have some with a predilection for buffed aluminium, or even wooden covers, so let's not crimp his style so early...

... and as for this...!

... kindly make sure that you are properly clothed

By the very mention of these incidences you risk indescretions...

[Garrett]

  I like it here...I think I will fit in!

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.