Magnets and moral judgment

[Dave W]

A study from M.I.T. claims that moral judgments can be altered by magnets.

Right away I thought about how much time we spend near speaker magnets and magnetic pickups. It could explain a lot. 

At least it's an excuse to keep your lead guitarist away from Marshall stacks. "It's for your own good!"

[Basshappi]

Guitars are not inherently evil, they're just often used for evil purposes.

[Pilgrim]

When gee-tarz are outlawed, only outlaws will play gee-tarz.

(He sez, carefully duct-taping T-bird pickups to each temple and searching for fully automatic weapons...)