I missed out on this one

[Dave W]

Saved page from a recent eBay auction: 2005 Renault Clio 

Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired twats.

He's a real eBay auto seller, this must have brought him some attention.

[Lightyear]

I laughed so hard I cried!

"For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tatoo of something utterly meaninless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is."

"Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way."

[Pilgrim]

An Ebay masterpiece - no question!

[eb2]

I had a bit of a time translating it from the original English.  Seems to not be down with modern thug/gangsta culture.

[Basshappi]

Brilliant!

[Highlander]

Soundsabit "Essex", knowotahmean...?