Tiger Woods Game very revealing

Barklessdog · December 02, 2009, 03:58:03 PM

Chinese Beta version

Highlander · December 02, 2009, 04:04:47 PM

A number nine (tire) iron, I believe...

Dave W · December 02, 2009, 04:33:13 PM

"Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit him?"

"I can't really remember, put me down for a five."

Highlander · December 02, 2009, 04:41:06 PM

Front page headline in (UK) Thursday's "Sun" newspaper...

I've let my wife down
I've let my family down
(An he's let his trousers down)

Now 3 mistresses out of the WOODwork...

Give's a HOLE new meaning to the WOODy WOODpecker Show...

Denis · December 02, 2009, 08:03:35 PM

I finally cared enough to read a little bit about this news. If he's cheating on his wife, he's a dumbass! She's pretty good looking. She could be psycho though and maybe cheating on him. Who knows. No matter what, he apparently can't back out of his own driveway.

Hornisse · December 02, 2009, 08:38:53 PM

I hear his wife is going to release a new line of golf clubs. What golfer wouldn't want clubs that could beat Tiger?

Dave W · December 02, 2009, 10:56:00 PM

"Tiger Woods walks into a club..." will replace "a baby seal walks into a club..."

uwe · December 03, 2009, 02:15:23 AM

Now if someone loaned him a white Bronco couldn't he take revenge?

If the golf gloves don't fit, you'll acquit. (There must be some dumb-ass racist cop out there who would ruin it for the prosecution, I'm sure.)

Barklessdog · December 03, 2009, 05:32:57 AM

Not that I care that much, but what idiot cheats on a super model with a skank?

Answer- because he can!
Defies logic.

Lightyear · December 03, 2009, 11:53:01 AM

Funny, I was thinking the same thing

Especailly THAT super model - holy cow

How stupid can you be?

Dave W · December 03, 2009, 02:06:25 PM

Apparently there are at least three skanks.

Did you see Jesper Parnevik's statement? "I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him.... We probably thought he was a better guy than he is.... I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

Highlander · December 03, 2009, 06:06:01 PM

The problem with having everything, is sometimes it just ain't what you want...

gearHed289 · December 04, 2009, 01:24:25 PM

Quote from: Lightyear on December 03, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Funny, I was thinking the same thing Especailly THAT super model - holy cow How stupid can you be?

Just cause she's a super model doesn't mean she's any good in the sack. Or putting out at all for that matter. I'm just sayin!

And in semi-related news.... this shocker about Ron Wood - "His marriage collapsed after he started dating a young Russian woman." Uh, yeah, that'll happen.

Highlander · December 04, 2009, 04:40:18 PM

18 years old... or was it 16...?

He (Ron Wood) spent the night in jail for a "disturbance" last night... just down the road from here... not sure of the details yet...

uwe · December 05, 2009, 03:19:44 AM

True, it's a popular misconception/delusion that a woman desired by a lot of men will automatically be a your dream sex partner. To me, btw, Ms Woods looks like she could be a pretty dry affair, but looks can be deceiving. The club attack thing did at least show that there can be some emotion cooking in her.

Tiger Woods Game very revealing

Hornisse