Guitar leads to her satisfaction

Started by exiledarchangel, August 05, 2009, 02:07:58 AM

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exiledarchangel

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Basvarken

www.brooksbassguitars.com
www.thegibsonbassbook.com

uwe

OMG, it took me a while to actually understand this.  :-[ My first thought was why would women like a guitar that sounds like a motorcycle starting ...

I must be getting old or otherwise it's youthful innocence.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

exiledarchangel

The best part is that you can hook up two vibrators.
Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!

uwe

I was curious about that. What purpose might it serve?  ??? Considering that certain quarters here in Germany refer to sexual practices involving orefices not readily identified with multiplying the species as "griechisch" (greek), I have a hunch you might know more than me ... and, thinking about it, I'm less and less surprised that you have been exiled from the feathered heavenly fold!  :mrgreen:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

exiledarchangel

Quote from: uwe on August 05, 2009, 06:17:57 AM
I was curious about that. What purpose might it serve?  ??? Considering that certain quarters here in Germany refer to sexual practices involving orefices not readily identified with multiplying the species as "griechisch" (greek), I have a hunch you might know more than me ... and, thinking about it, I'm less and less surprised that you have been exiled from the feathered heavenly fold!  :mrgreen:

Imagine that you are a (female) guitarist and you want to show to another (female) the joys of guitarplaying! Isn't that practical?

But, I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!  ;D
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uwe

I never liked to practice over one amp with another person!

But I'm glad you have now alleviated my initial concerns ...  :rolleyes:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

OldManC

I'll bet Joan Jett has a few of those...

Dave W

Now you know how The Runaways got all that energy.

uwe

You mean Jackie F. had real reasons for leaving?!!!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

PhilT

I suppose at least in this thread self abuse is on topic.  :mrgreen:

It could add a new dimension to the "Which bass do you practice with" thread. You'd have to connect a MUCH bigger vibe to a bass though. (I'll leave discussion of how much bigger to those with more expertise.)

exiledarchangel

Well, most basses have more sustain than guitars, so its a good idea to use basses with that gadget...
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