1 - You're at the wrong place. We won't talk you out of it, but in it! (*)
2 - No one here tries to argue with a witty German lawyer.
3 - Don't waste your time posting here, but mail that guy and buy it!
4 - Just work an extra day this month.
(*) You can better start a thread asking for reasons to buy it. We all supply them gladly and it'll make you feel better.